SuBo On The View: O Hooooooooly Shit!
In case you missed it, here’s the delicate teddy bear with the voice of a unicorn angel cracking and choking like Tommy Girl at his wedding on The View this morning. Susan Boyle started to gracefully coo out cloudy musical notes of magic that felt snowflakes softly hitting my ear drums and then it happened….
One of Pebbles’ hairballs inched up SuBo’s wind pipe and it brought the melodic winter magic to an end! SuBo didn’t know she was live, because she asked if she could start over again. And that was Tasmanian Sherri and Igor Goldberg’s cue to stumble through the smoke and save the day. Eh. That shit happens.
But you know, it might not have happened if there wasn’t all that damn smoke all over the place! Was it really necessary for SuBo to perform from inside one of Meat Loaf’s videos? I kept waiting to see a boat slowly gliding towards me in the distance with the Phantom of the Opera at the helm.
But seriously, SuBo should’ve just turned around, hocked that bitch ass frog up, spit into the smoke, turned back around and picked up at the next lyric.
SuBo later did it over for the West Coast without a crack or choke:
