Oh boy.
Edwin Tobergta (above) was arrested after he was found humping a pink plastic raft in an alleyway behind a dumpster.
The sad thing is that this isn’t his first offense with plastic. Nope. It’s his fifth.
When cops saw him in the middle of the ahem…act, they yelled for him to stop, which he did. But then he fled, taking the raft with him!
The police eventually caught up with him at his home where he apparently pleaded for help and cried because he was sad to be separated from the raft.
Oh. This story just got really sad.
In fact, what’s sadder is that when the press talked to his grandmother, she said that the family had been trying to get help for Edwin for years. She added:
“He has a lot of mental problems and he’s always had a fascination for plastic. That’s just it. That’s all of it. That’s all of it. We never could get the proper care for Edwin. It’s like nobody cares.”
Aw, we kinda feel bad for the guy now. Sorry buddy.
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Alexa Chung wanted to be like a Rolling Stone, but only in the hair department.
At a press conference in Australia on Wednesday, the British TV personality said both Mick Jagger and Brian Jones were her hair idols.
Odd choices, but to each their own.
[Image via WENN.]
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As if the controversy around their “Slave Earrings” wasn’t enough, Vogue Italia is back at it, this time with a rather interesting cover image.
Model Stella Tennant is on the September cover wearing a black Prada coat and one hell of a corset made by Deborah Milner.
The gothic-inspired cover shows off Tennant’s tiny waist squeezed into a tiny corset and what appears to be a bit of photoshop magic.
The cover is said to be a tribute to the late Ethel Granger, who held the Guinness Book record for the smallest waist in the world.
The image on the cover says it all, Avant-Garde.
What do U think, is this cover purely for shock value? Is there more to the image? Share your thoughts with us below.
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Get ready to be envious ladies, Jada Pinkett Smith was just spotted yesterday without any makeup on looking fabulous!
The 39-year-old went out for an afternoon walk with a few friends in Los Angeles with skin looking almost flawless.
And it seems she’s also been hitting up the gym.
Check out those arms…
Ah-may-zing!!!!
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
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