I CAN’T with GQ for putting a 98% naked RiRi on the cover of their MEN OF THE YEAR issue. Where’s the men? I know RiRi looks like she’s trying to hide her bashful tuck, but that doesn’t count. - Just Jared
Please, Jakey Gyllenhaal can only handle one beard at a time - Lainey Gossip
Maybe it’s because of all the pulling and tucking she’s done to her face, but Ashlee Simpson is starting to look like this Eastern European power bottom twink one of my friends used to date. Don’t tell Papa Joe! – The Superficial
“Did someone say ‘gay twist’?” is the question on Taylor Lautner’s face – Towleroad
No more Kat & Maus – Celebitchy
Tamara Eccelstone is what you would get if you threw Katie Price into the dryer for a couple of hours – Hollywood Tuna
The Beliebers can step off the edge of their cribs for now… – Drunken Stepfather
I’d hit it (the burger, the brows and the dude) – The Berry
Methinks Cameron Diaz’s titty balls had a fight with each other that day – Popoholic
Skyfall made ALL the money this weekend – ICYDK
And I’m sure Elton John and David Furnish will name their next kid Franklin Uri Madonna or F U Madonna for short – OMG Blog
How does Jennifer Love Hewitt expect to find a husband when she wears a red bra with an orange shirt! – IDLYITW
Kirstie Alley was a 7-year-old pimp – SOW
Some things need to stay in the 90s like Hilary Duff’s jeans – Popsugar
50 coins says John Travolta and Tommy Girl split this - Hollywood Rag
That time T-Boz got all Khia on Nicki Minaj by saying she rides the short bus - Crunk + Disorderly
Puppy vs. Doorstop – Cityrag
That sound guy is really excited about seeing Thor from the back – I’m Not Obsessed
