Justin Timberlake’s Robin Thicke impersonation needs a little work – Lainey Gossip
These rejected racehorse names sound more like the short list for Trace Cyrus’ future porn name – Towleroad
The look: Jennifer Lawrence’s satin jumpsuit with a built-in epic camel toe – Celebitchy
Why is Lana Del Taco posing in front of the same backdrop I posed in front of during Easter portraits when I was 5? – Drunken Stepfather
For those of you who want to look like a Care Bear with the period leaks – The Berry
Lucy Pinder’s neck must be jealous of her chest, because her chest is holding two heavy balls and her neck is holding just one - Hollywood Tuna
Screw Mel Gibson and Gerard Butler! Kenneth the Page and ASkars were the best bromance of the weekend – The Superficial
The terrified look on a dog’s face when it knows it’s about to become a ,000 purse from The Row – ICYDK
Selena Gomez is back to feeding Justin Bieber a baby bottle of Sizzurp three times a day – IDLYITW
The most shocking thing about these pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt is that those fug elephant flap boots aren’t on Brit Brit’s hooves – Popoholic
Slap me down with your magnifying glass, Detective La Toya, because for three milliseconds I thought this was an old picture of Michael Jackson. I have sinned! – Hollywood Rag
Bruce Willis eats his child bride’s mouth on the red carpet – Just Jared
Fidel Castro is alive and reppin’ for Lacoste – Buzzfeed
FIIIIIIIIIIINALLY! Tea bagging is coming to Broadway! – Jezebel
Drew Barrymore should’ve given herself the stop sign hand when she went to buy that ugly bag – Popsugar
Dear Big Boi, Star Jones would love her fur back. It’s cold. – Crunk + Disorderly
Even Ashley Greene’s drunk faces are boring – Celebslam
Bill Murray’s stache beard is a work of art – SOW
A walk down memory lane with Beyonce’s nose – Cityrag
Justin Timberlake didn’t call Brit Brit a bitch – I’m Not Obsessed

