The lyrics to We Are Llamas will make you LOL - literally!

Andy Milonakis, Simon Rex and some other dude are Three Loco - and we love them!!!

And on this song they have featured our lover Diplo!

It's silly and super FUN!!!

Check out We Are Llamas above!

Then CLICK HERE to listen to more music from Three Loco!

I am jealous of the lucky ho who got to sit behind Elena Lenina during the movie. Staring at a blond butt plug is totally better than watching some movie. Backdoor Farrah just put out the welcome mat in front of her backdoor for Elena. Just bring your butt plug hair, Elena. Farrah's already got the lube.

And here's some others at tonight's premiere who obviously didn't get the memo that the theme of the night was "sex toy hair." In order after Elena: Jennifer Lawrence, Liam Hemsworth, Cheryl Cole, Jane Fonda, Eva Longoria, Bai Ling and the all-natural Queen of Cannes Chicken Cutlets.

By now, we're sure you're familiar with the supremely stoopid SWATTING pranks that have plagued the Los Angeles Police Department and celebrities alike for the past year or so, which involves someone calling 9-1-1 to claim that the famous face in question is being attacked in their home, only for authorities to arrive and find nothing but a false alarm!

Unfortunately, this has happened to Miley Cyrus back in August...and now, she's been victimized once again!

According to sources, police received a new call around 8:55PM last night from a woman who said she was calling from her closet, and that shots were being fired in her home!

Of course, when the fuzz made it to the scene, they realized that they were back at the MileyBird's residence, and as gurlfriend was not even there, they were once again wasting their time on a false alarm!

Ugh! ENOUGH with this nonsense already!

This has just gone on waaay too long - which those responsible should probably realize now, seeing as they're just repeating the same prank on the same people!

Here's hoping this is an indication that this foolishness will be done with FOR GOOD...and soon!

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As you may recall, Blanca Francia worked as a housekeeper at the Neverland Ranch, where Jackson resided, back in the late 1980s. During the 2005 molestation trial, she testified that she saw Michael showering with Wade back when he was 7 or 8, and although she couldn't see what was happening because of steam from the water, she heard her boss laughing.

Of course, Wade's testimony at the time disputed pretty much all of that, but now, as he builds his case against MJJ Productions and MJJ Ventures - whom he now argues had a responsibility to keep him safe, as they recruited him as a child to begin with - his lawyers are hard at work dissecting the events Francia described, to see if they match up with his more recent account of events.

Furthermore, they are in the process of getting in touch with her, to see if she'll cooperate in the new case!

And we sincerely hope that she will!

Coming to terms with childhood abuse is such a delicate, unbelievably difficult process, and we sincerely hope that this can be resolved with as little pain and as much compassion as possible.

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We KNEW we we felt like staying especially classy, today!

And now, we know WHY!

After all sorts of fun this week watching the likes of Kanye West, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler and Kirsten Dunst filming their cameo appearances in the long-awaited Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues, they all PALE in comparison to the GLORY that is this just-released, first official theatrical trailer for what we're sure will be a HIGHlarious sequel!

And although we don't get to see any real footage of what's to come, we couldn't be more delighted to see Will Ferrell, David Koechner, Paul Rudd, and our beloved Steve Carell re-introducing their characters' to our minds and hearts!

Well, sort of!

Just watch for yourself to find out what booze breath, snake venom, fat faces, and Easter all have in common (above)!

Although the only two folks confirmed to be returning to the X Factor judges panel for the reality competition's upcoming third season are Simon Cowell and Demi Lovato, it appears that this will all change on Monday afternoon - as that's when the two latest recruits will be announced!

Simon took to Twitter early this morning to reveal:

We start x factor auditions in charleston on Tuesday. The new panel will be announced Monday. This is going to be an interesting show!

— Simon Cowell (@SimonCowell) May 18, 2013

And it certainly sounds like it will be, especially if the latest speculation turns out to be true!

Remember when we reported that Kelly Rowland was in serious negotiations to join the series?

Insiders are now confirming that the former Destiny's Child starlet is thisclose to finalizing her deal, which means she'll be bringing her past experience on the X Factor UK across the pond to us!

Which means that if everything goes as planned, and recently-speculated Paulina Rubio also ends up in one of the coveted seats, we'll be watching Simon face off against three very FEROSH, talented ladies this fall!

What do U think?! Who else is PSYCHED?!

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And you know what that means!

It is time that we sit back and reflect on the good, the bad, and the meh fashion moments of yesteryear.

Whether it was a limp bouffant, a loud suit, or a stunning red gown, there were definitely PLENTY of interesting red carpet looks at the Billboard Music Awards 2012, but will this year's music awards show match up in style?!

CLICK HERE to see the gallery, "Billboard Music Awards 2013: Fashion From 2012 Awards"

CLICK HERE to see the gallery, "Billboard Music Awards 2013: Fashion From 2012 Awards"

CLICK HERE to see the gallery, "Billboard Music Awards 2013: Fashion From 2012 Awards"

CLICK HERE to see the gallery, "Billboard Music Awards 2013: Fashion From 2012 Awards"

CLICK HERE to see the gallery, "Billboard Music Awards 2013: Fashion From 2012 Awards"

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It's no secret that Jennifer Lawrence manages to almost always come off as down to Earth and charming, but apparently, the famous starlet's very likable demeanor has attracted a fan that has gone way too far with his adoration for her...and also her family!

23-year-old Han Cong Zhao, a Chinese-born Canadian citizen, is currently being held on 0,000 bail in Kentucky after leaving 200 voice mails on the Jen's brother Blaine Lawrence's cell phone, and then on April 18th, flew down to Louisville, where he left him a threatening message, which said:

“I find you or you come to me. You got me really upset, when I am upset, wait and see what happens.”

And the crazy doesn't stop there!

This guy THEN went to the Indian Hills Police Department, where he asked Chief Kelly Spratt how he could contact the actress' parents, and continued to call her poor brother, before was he involuntarily held at Central State Hospital for three weeks!

Zhao was released on May 8th, charged with stalking and harassment, and yet still thought it appropriate to give Spratt two letters for Jen, in which he referred to her as "Mary," or “his Mary, referencing Biblical Mary.”

Still with us here? Because that's STILL not all!

After Jefferson District Judge Annette Karem ordered Zhao to be held on 0,000 bond until his July 23rd trial, as she believed “the victims are in serious danger.” That didn't fly with his public defender, Erin Melchior, who then suggested that:

“Because of the people this allegedly involved we are trying to fix things from the get-go.”

This apparently caused Karem to get SO UPSET that she had to leave the bench for a few minutes, and after returning, opened a serious can of whoop-ass:

“Excuse me — fix things? I take serious offense at that statement. I know you are vehemently advocating for your client and I understand that. But I want you to understand there is no citizen in this community who is any more important than any other. Maybe from the outside looking in that is what it may seem. My concern is based solely on the facts of this case.”

In a statement from attorney Brad Hume, the Lawrence family expressed their appreciation for the “responsiveness and professionalism” of the Indiana Hills Police Department and the county attorney, but also are adamant that:

“Beyond that the Lawrences asked that their privacy be respected. This is not something they invited.”

Obviously NOT! Yeesh!

Were just so glad that this guy was apprehended before this situation escalated any further! It definitely does sound as though there was a potential for this to get a whole lot more dangerous!

Stay strong, Jen and company! You're in our thoughts!

Kanye West once again out Kanye'd himself last night by debuting his new song "New Slaves" and visuals for his new song in sixty six spots in several cities across the world. At different times during the night, Kanye's big ass face was projected on a building as he rapped (and sang, ugh) his new song. The video above is from the corner of N.7th and Bedford in Williamsburg, Brooklyn and his face also made appearances in Hollywood, Toronto, Sydney, London, Berlin, Miami, Chicago, Paris, San Francisco and on Kim Kardashian's body. Kanye's website has a map with all the places where this mess played.

I can just imagine sitting on my sofa, eating some caramel cookie ice cream and taking sips of my ghetto sangria (Two-And-Half-Buck Chuck and orange Shasta) while watching Flea Market Flip when Kanye's face and shower singing voice starts haunting my walls. That is a real good reason to call a damn exorcist. How can a trick have a relaxing Friday night when Kanye's singing voice is filling their apartment? When Kanye sings, he sounds like he's getting a prostate exam from a porcupine while Pimp Mama Kris gnaws on his nuts.

On a positive note, Kanye really knows how to dramatically debut a song like a true debutante queen.

via Pitchfork