Rock of Ages is nothing short of celebu-cluster with some of the biggest names in movies and music attached. Miz Mary J. Blige will be taking the role of Justice Charlier, the owner of a gentlemen’s club, and we’ve got a firstlook at it here!
Foxy! We’re digging the hair! How long did that take?!
Apparently, Tom Cruise is the real deal. He can act, he can dance, and get this — he can actually sing!
For some reason we had our doubts, but reports from on set are starting to stifle those doubts quickly. Especially from Julianne Hough, who calls him “astonishing.”
She said:
“I’m not kidding, the guy can sing. The guy can dance, the guy obviously can act. I mean, he can do it all, and he does it all very well.”
“I wasn’t there for the first day of shooting for his stuff, but I just got people emailing me, like, ‘Oh my gosh,’ chills, standing ovation, holy crap, the crew was blown away. And I’m like, ‘I missed it! What the heck?’ So, he’s astonishing.”
“Yeah, oh yeah, it’s ridiculous. There are no words to describe how amazing Tom is. I mean, he’s so in it.”
Wow! We hope she’s right, we mean, we don’t really have a reason NOT to trust her (except that she’s involved with the movie and wouldn’t want to say he’s terrible).
It’d be pretty incredible to find out that Tom can belt it after all these years of not knowing!
This is the firstlook at Tom Cruise as StaceeJaxx in the Rock of Ages movie and I don’t know whether he’s completely unaware or if he gets a tingle where it counts knowing that tons of foolish bitches (like yours truly) will exercise their Photoshop right by replacing that phallic black tube with something that has a urethra and isn’t afraid to use it. This is aching for dick like bad! And beyond that, Tommy Girl looking like a swirl of Fabio and Creed has my retinas as frazzled and fried as that way-too-happy trail of bush leading down to his Xenu peen. The things it’s seen! Shit, the thing I’ve just seen. I’m gonna need an audit and a barley water eye wash.