Network President John Landgraf confirmed their plans to launch of of their new channel, FXX on September 2nd. That’s right. It’s like FX, just with another X. How original!
FXX will aim for a target audience of 18-34 year olds, a demographic that shouldn’t be to hard to reach considering the network will be inheriting HIGHlarious veteran shows like It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and The League when their new seasons start!
The new channel will also feature reruns of classics like Rescue Me and Arrested Development, which is definitely a good thing because who doesn’t love the Bluths??
While FX is certainly lending a helping hand to their new baby bro, they aren’t giving up hits like Louie, Archer, or Wilfred, meaning they will probably have to launch a few pilots for original programming. But considering the network’s recent track record with comedies, that probably won’t be too difficult!
We’re always down for a good laugh, so we’re definitely looking forward to FXX! Hopefully it can keep up with the rest in this golden age for cable television!
22 is by FAR our favorite tune off of RED — it’s fun, the lyrics are creative and relatable, the hook is KILLER, AND it celebrates the blissful, mind-boggling, heartbreaking state-of-being that is one’s early 20s.
Can’t wait to see if Swifty’s bestie for life Selena Gomez makes a cameo when 22 debuts this Wednesday!
To the surprise of nobody who saw the pictures of the Botoxed Muppet at the Safe Haven premiere two weeks ago (see pictures below), Fergie Ferg announced on Twitter today that one of her lady lumps has a fetus in it. After 4 years of marriage, the 37-year-old Belle of Hacienda Heights and 40-year-old JoshDuhamelare going to have a baby together and she just had to throw thispicture up with her announcement.
My thoughts about this Photoshop Award-worthy picture are best expressed through that scared pussy’s “get me the fuck out of here” face. It’s nice seeing Fergie’s pre-meth face, but I didn’t need to see a young Josh Duhamel hanging out with her young self in her crib. I know that picture is supposed to be sweet, but it reminds me of the time my cousin’s friend told me that she pasted a picture of her current boyfriend’s head over her high school boyfriend’s head on her senior prom picture, because she wants to always remember him as her only love. Gross bitch!
And I’m sure one of Fergie’s friends or relatives already got her some maternity diapers, a Go Girl and an empty water bottle, because she couldn’t hold her piss before she was knocked up. And now that she’s knocked up, she’s just going to be pissing all the time everywhere.
We could not be more PROUD of our boys in One Direction!
As we’ve reported, the group recently traveled to a supremely impoverished region of Ghana as part of the United Kingdom’s Red Nose Day/Comic Relief efforts, which raises funds to help alleviate poverty worldwide!
And while we were all treated to an AWESOME cover of Blondie‘s One Way Or Another to help raise money for the cause, we’re delighted to announce that it is simply NOT ENOUGH for Harry, Zayn, Louis, Liam and Niall, as they’ve decided to continue fundraising efforts of their own to help all those in far worse circumstances than those facing us!
But they want input from the fans, too!
Ch-ch-check out the video to see how you can do your part (above)!
Just SO touching!
And right when they’re about to embark upon what sounds to be an EXHAUSTING world tour!
But hey! That will probably simultaneously help them promote such an important message!
So thrilled to see you using your platform to give back! Don’t ever change, guys!
HughGrantSHOCKED the universe (not really, not at all) in 2011 when he announced that he was a first time father to a daughter he made with his short-term piece Tinglan Hong. Hugh’s spokeswhore called it a “fleeting affair” and said they were no longer together, but that he would help her raise their kid. It was a fancy and polite way of saying that Hugh barebacked a baby into Tinglan during a three-night stand and he’ll happily send a check to his daughter every month. Since Hugh Grant just loves announcing the birth of babies out of nowhere, he did it again on Twitterthis morning by tweeting about his daughter’s new brother:
The Daily Mail thinks that this means Hugh Grant’s sperm fish shoved itself into one of Tinglan’s eggs again and that he’s a father for the second time, but he never says that. Hugh just says that his daughter has a brother, so Tinglan could’ve made a baby with another dude. Maybe Hugh Grant just loves announcing the birth of babies? Bitch should totally start a new career as a baby birth announcer.
And remember when Hugh said that he liked his daughter “okay“? Since Hugh might not even be related to Tinglan’s son, he’ll probably say that he only sees that baby as an acquaintance and he’ll be cordial to him at family functions, but that’s it!
