Ashton Kutcher & Mila Kunis Go On Boozy Double Date With Royalty!

Hollywood meets actual !

Mila Kunis and boyfriend Ashton Kutcher were spotted this weekend getting their drank on…

But not with any old celeb couple, with English royalty Princess Beatrice and her boo Dave Clark!

The foursome reportedly met up Saturday in for a bar/restaurant crawl of some of the poshest establishments in the city.

Mashton and Beatave apparently started the evening by prepping their stomachs for the alcohol soaked night to come with dinner at VIP watering hole Duck & Waffle.

Then, they began their adventures at Scott’s in Mayfair, moved on to Spanish restaurant Cambio De Tercio in Kensington — where they allegedly did tequila shots — before ending the night at John Salt bar in Islington.

One insider remarks:

“It wasn’t a bender, more an upmarket crawl.”

HA!

Makes sense. The Hollywood lovers were hanging with a legit member of the English Royal Family IN ENGLAND all, and it would be rather scandalous if Princess Beatrice was seen getting wasted with some famous American actors!

We wonder how this quartet came to be… do you think they have some sort of elite friendship service for celebs who are staying in a foreign country and might not know too many people?

Like online dating but not romantic and ONLY for the rich and famous, LOLzzz!

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Hilary Duff Gets Drunk And Dirty With Ashton In New Two And A Half Men Clip

Hilary Duff raunchy!

Well, at least she does in this new from her upcoming guest spot appearance on Two and a Men.

Her character gets a little drunky-poo, and well, that’s when things start to go downhill in the show’s upcoming season finale. In fact, she tries so hard to get the attention of Ashton Kutcher‘s Walden that she resorts to some real classy sexy timez.

LOLz, see what we mean when you PRESS PLAY (above)!!!

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Ashton Kutcher Returns To Stagecoach After Security Guard Beat Down!

Well, we know who won that fight!

Ashton Kutcher won’t let a silly little scuffle get in the way enjoying some -home country !

The Two And A Men stallion returned to the Country Music on Sunday, the day after a brawl broke out between him and a security guard over a fan.

Fortunately, his GORGE face was NOT hurt in the altercation and we’re oh-so-happy he wasn’t banned from the grounds so we can gaze at his moneymaker for another day!!!

Sorry, Mila Kunis! We promise we’re only looking, not touching!

But speaking of looking, we wouldn’t mind Ashton unbuttoning his chest bearing button-up just a tad more.

Don’t true cowboys go shirtless anyway??! HA!

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Ashton Kutcher Gets Into VIOLENT Fight With Security Guard At Stagecoach Music Festival!

What on EARTH?! This sounds insane!

Ashton Kutcher and a security at the in Indio, CA were involved in a shoving match this weekend that resulted in the actor being asked to LEAVE the country event!

And worse yet, the whole wasn’t even his fault!

According to sources, the Two and a Men actor, who will making 0,000 per episode for the just-renewed 11th season, was enjoying Nick 13 and Dwight Yoakam‘s performance in the VIP area when a fan came approached him to say hello!

Despite his attempt to greet her, a security guard jumped in and apparently SHOVED them both, causing to get in the guy’s face and subsequent shoving match that got so heated that the actor’s friends had to hold him back!

Before the guard could throw him out, Ashton allegedly left on his own, but witnesses present all maintain that he was NOT the one acting out of line!

And it certainly doesn’t sound that way!

Obviously, that guy was looking for a problem where there wasn’t one, and that BLOWS.

Sorry to hear that what should have been a fun, music-filled weekend was cut short for you, Ashton!

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Ashton Kutcher Got In A Fight At The Stagecoach Musical Festival

I know this picture looks like it was taken at a douchebag rodeo, but it was taken at the in Indio, CA yesterday. The Musical Festival is country ’s answer to Coachella and they throw it on the same grounds where Coachella is thrown. So I’m guessing that somewhere on those grounds, Coachella queen Vanessa Hudgens woke up from the molly-coke-peyote-induced coma that she fell last weekend and wondered why in the hell is everyone wearing cowboy hats with their coochie cutters instead of floral headbands with their coochie cutters?

Anyway, TMZ says that was there yesterday, but he wasn’t there for long, because he left getting into it with a . Their source says that Kutchie was watching Nick 13 and Dwight Yoakam from the VIP area when he spotted someone he probably knew and went over to greet the chick. For some reason, the security guard didn’t like this move and came at Kutchie and the chick.

The source says that the security guard started shoving Kutchie and the chick, and he shoved the security guard back. They kept shoving each other and Ashton’s friends tried to pull him away. If you’re wondering what that looked like, just throw a bunch of used douche bottles into a dryer and turn it on.

After Ashton and the security guard angrily bumped nipples for a bit, he left the festival. TMZ’s source says that the security guard started it and was the one at fault.

Since Ashton is a shameless slut and has stuck his peen in nearly every California trick from Del Norte to El Centro, I’m going to guess that the security guard’s girlfriend was one of his side tricks and that’s why shit got serious. But shoving, Ashton, really? Pfft. Ashton’s ex-father Bruce Willis would’ve had that security guard on the ground in zero point five seconds just by flinching at that ho.

And should I be disgusted with myself for thinking that Kutchie looks hot in a cowboy hat?

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Ashton Kutcher Is MOVING To London To Be With Mila Kunis While She Shoots New Movie!

Well, well, well…

Guess Mila Kunis isn’t just currently spending lots of time in because she’s shooting her new , Jupiter Ascending!

In fact, it appears that starlet and her boyfriend, Ashton Kutcher, are enjoying their time across the pond SO much that the pair are reportedly a luxury apartment during the duration of production!

Insiders explain:

has come over to London ahead of to start shooting. has a bit of time between projects so has decided to relocate to London and house-sit while is at work. They originally planned to move more central to Marylebone but she fell in love with Hampstead when she had a day off there with some friends.”

Aww! That sounds just lovely!

Who knows? Perhaps they’ll fall so in love with Londontown that the new place could become a PERMANENT residence!

Given Ashton’s recent comments about wanting to keep this relationship as private as possible, it wouldn’t be TOO much of a surprise, would it?

Either way, we hope you two are enjoying yourselves!

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