There were MANY wonderful, inspirational moments from last night’s 2013 GLAADMediaAwards – including an-always HIGHlarious Jennifer Lawrence and a powerful speech from President Bill Clinton while accepting the Advocate for Change Award – but none tickled our ear buds and drive for progress more than the incomparable Darren Criss!
The Glee hearthrob took the stage early on in the evening to delight attendees with a musical performance, and surprisingly enough, he chose to revise the lyrics of the Carly Rae Jepsen smash Call Me Maybe to accommodate a much bigger issue than unrequited teenage love – and call for the end of DOMA and Prop. 8!
Hear the clever, yet powerful re-worked number (above)!
Just AH-MAY-ZING, isn’t it?!
Thanks for taking a stand, Darren! EQUAL RIGHTS FOR ALL!
When LeAnn Rimes isn’t posing in a bikini for all the paps who answered her fame whore call, she’s pushing at Brandi Glanville’s buttons. During an interview with Britain’s Fabulous Magazine (via Radar), they asked the luck dragon of the south what Eddie Cibrian’s sons call her. You could probably feel the thick awkwardness in the room as she flared her nostrils and wondered whether she should tell the truth (“they call me Auntie Falkor”) or make up a lie (“they sometimes call me mom“). LeAnn went with the latter one, because she never misses an opportunity to put a crack on Brandi Glanville’s Botoxed forehead.
You’ve recently become a stepmother to Jake, five, and Mason, nine. What’s that been like? They have been very accepting. It’s taken a while to feel like it’s not just Eddie and the two boys and then me. But I do feel that’s happening, and the love that I have for them is tremendous.
What do they call you? Lee. Sometimes they’ll blurt out: “Mom!”, but I just go with whatever they call me. As long as it’s nice and respectful, I couldn’t care less.
Do you and Eddie want to have your own kids? Absolutely. There’s still a lot of adjustments to make. It could be five months from now or in two years.
Eddie’s ex-wife, Brandi, has been pretty vocal about her feelings for you. What’s your relationship like now? That’s where you write “insert face reaction here”.
Eek… That doesn’t sound good. It’s been really difficult. You have to stand up for yourself and be your own person, but at the same time you have to protect these children and their hearts. And that’s a very tough balance.
LeAnn totally left out a few words there. What she should’ve said is, “Sometimes they’ll blurt out: YOU’RE NOT MY MOM, GO BACK TO YOUR STALL!” And when they do blurt out “mom,” it’s only because LeAnn gives them every time they call her that and she gives them if they call her that in front of their mom. The kids are saving up to buy LeAnn some pants to wear to their baseball games.
Here’s LeAnn in Miami yesterday, pretending to be mad at the paps she called.
The chipmunk Susan Powter tweeted today that Billy Ray Cyrus and her cousins aren’t driving toward Liam Hemsworth’s house with a nail-embedded 2X4 in hand, because she didn’t call off her wedding. Miley Cyrus twatted out the denial after Life & Style added more layers of escandalosoness (not really) to the rumor that Liam did her wrong by humping on Sienna Miller’s home wrecker protégé January Jones the night before the Oscars. A witness type tells Life & Style that after January and Liam got close at the Chateau Marmont, they went to a house party together where she got on him like her bull dozer vagina was ready to wreck some homes! The witness said this:
“They went to a private house party, and right in the middle of the party, January was clinging to Liam, saying, ‘You’re so handsome.’ He kept saying, ‘We can’t do this here.’ Then they left holding hands and went out in the hallway and were making out. She was wasted. It wasn’t good.”
A different sourcesays that January is shameless when it comes to dudes and if your peen is taken, you move to the front of the line. So January could’ve gotten on Liam just to say that she can. MY SLUT HERO! But the other day, Lainey said in a blind item and in a post that Liam was flirting with Emma Watson at a pre-Oscar party and not January Jones.
Whatever the case may be, Miley isn’t hearing any of that and she quit Twitter over all the useless noise filling her ears:
I am so sick of La. And sick of the lies that come with it. I didn’t call off my wedding. Taking a break from social media. #draining
my new music is gonna shut everyone up.
not discussing anything but my music from now on.
Miley is right about her new music shutting everyone up, because it’s kind of hard to talk shit when you’re dry heaving while plugging your ear holes with your fingers.
I almost feel like this engagement was doomed from the beginning. Miley is only 20 and Liam is only 23 and they’re both living the best years of their lives. What I mean by that is that they’re at an age where they still have enough energy to be a huge whore.
And here’s January Jonesingforyourman at the Miu Miu show in Paris today. This is what it would look like if Martian Girl from Mars Attack! was in a remake of Valley of the Dolls.
The reporter from The New York Post who claimed that AlecBaldwin threatened to choke her ass out and called a black photographer “a crackhead” and a “coon” recorded the entire brawl of words and gave the tape to the NYPD. The photographer says that an entire diarrhea of racist shit trickled out of Alec’s mouth during their fight. But someone who has heard the tape tells TMZ that Alec never shat the word “coon” from his mouth and he didn’t tell the reporter that he wanted to choke her to death. Alec told her that he hopes she chokes to death. Big difference!
Right after the Post accused Alec of going off like an 80-year-old racist hillbilly grandpa who’s drunk on moonshine, he denied it all and said that he can’t be racist since he’s given money to an African American charity. Even after TMZ posted their story, the Post stood by their story and claimed that the NYPD’s Hate Crime Task Force is investigating this mess.
Gothamist tried to get the NYPD’s Hate Crime Task Force to confirm that they’re investigating Alec’s mouth, but they refused to talk about this.
Who really knows if Alec said it or not, but if he did, it’d totally be out of character for him. I mean, usually when he insults someone, he adds a million adjectives to it and dresses it up. See: goat-footed wheezy old queen and rude thoughtless little pig. Or maybe Alec is trying to get minimal with his insults.
So I guess for now we can go back to thinking of Alec as an angry piece of dick meat instead of an angry and racist piece of dick meat. And here’s Alec silently choking a reporter out with his eyes while walking around yesterday.
Watching DowntonAbbey is one thing (boring), but PLAYING Downton Abbey is another (super boring)!!
LOL! We kid. We’ve never seen it… so we have no idea how boring interesting it actually is.
One clever fan out there decided to mock-up what a Downton Abbey video game would be like — and decided to give it retro graphics and a retro soundtrack! We mean, you HAVE to be a fan to spend the time making this!
You’d have to be a SUPER fan to want to find missing cigars as gameplay, though! Unless it captures the show’s drama perfectly (we mean, it did win a SAG award and everything…), that is! Ha!
Speaking of the soundtrack, has anyone else noticed how it kinda sounds like the X-Files? That would be the best cross-over revelation at the end of the series EVER!! LOLz!!
Check out the genius game version of Downton (above)!!
As the eldest Lohan, Lindsay Lohan, made her 4,954th court appearance this morning, Michael Lohan’s Garbage Pail Kid-looking ass girlfriend birthed out the now youngest Lohan in a Florida hospital. It just had to be Florida. Hasn’t Florida been through enough?
Last July, Kate Major and Michael Lohan announced that they stopped throwing punches at each other long enough to do bareback sex and make a baby that they’ll eventually trade for a stack of mesh shirts and a bottle of apple Schnapps in a Walmart parking lot in a few years. Well, that baby is now here and I can guarantee you that as soon as he looked at Michael Lohan’s charbroiled turtle dingle of a face, he immediately learned how to say the words, “I’m fucked.” (“Those were my first words too!” – all the Lohan kids)
TMZsays that Landon Major Lohan was born just before noon today and he weighed in at 7lbs and 5oz. That’s kind of funny, because 7lbs and 5oz. is exactly how much coke the Lohan family snorts between them on a monthly basis! Michael Lohan tells TMZ that he was in the delivery room with Kate Major and he got to snip the umbilical cord. It’s a damn shame that he didn’t snip his own baby making parts while he was at it.
Landon Lohan is the 6th life that Michael Lohan will screw up. Well, six as far as we know. There could be other Lohans out there that we don’t know about, so if you see a freckled child with overcooked turkey bacon for skin and it’s kicking a vagina or driving its razor scooter while drunk, report that child to the authorities, because you just spotted another Lohan.
And I hope the Tampa area PennySaver pays Kate a lot of money for the first pictures of Landon Lohan, because ho is going to need the cash since Michael Lohan is never going to give her one quarter from the stack of quarters he stole from LiLo’s purse. I was going to say “stack of ones,” but that would be way too generous.
