WHAAAT??? Courtroom wiretapping? Guess this is how TMZ does it…
Well, maybe. A new lawsuit has been filed by Alpha Walker — a man who on May 16th, 2012 was accused of attempting to extort Stevie Wonder — in California federal court alleging that TMZ has been placing hidden microphones in courtrooms.
Apparently, a microphone registered to TMZ’s parent company EHM Productions was presently recording during Alpha’s hearing, despite his attorney’s objection to the presence of media. This request had been approved by the case’s Judge Ray Jurado, who later discovered the microphone on the bench.
The complaint reveals that “these privileged communications were instantaneously transferred to the headquarters of TMZ Enterprises.”
The microphone, that belonged to media representative Christopher Manivong, was taken for review by Judge Jurado and the attorneys, none of whom found anything suspicious on the recording. However, attempts to have TMZ destroy the recordings based on the Judge’s original orders to remove media tech failed as well.
Hence Alpha’s lawsuit that is seeking 0,000 in actual damages and more in punitive for “wiretapping, invasion of privacy, intentional infliction of emotional distress, and eavesdropping on confidential communication.” The complaint also claims the experience as having caused the plaintiff “tremendous fear and distrust of the judicial system” and a violation of attorney-client privilege.
YIKES! These are serious claims to make. Doesn’t sound too good, TMZ.
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When Spaz de la Huerta slid into a Manhattan courthouse yesterday to plead guilty to slapping a trick, she drizzled high art fuckery on the thirsty masses by giving a free show at the security screening checkpoint. Here I was thinking that all the best performance art pieces happen on a Penn Station subway platform when the highest levels of messy art go down at the courthouse.
Page Six says that everyone was “riveted” when Spaz sashayed through the magnetometers and then slowly slathered her legs with lotion. One courthouse employee was so “riveted” that he obviously stored Spaz’s high art lotion show in his brain’s memory chip to pull out later while he’s doing “very nice lotioning” stuff to his down low parts. Dude ejaculated these words from his mouth:
“She did both legs all the way up to the thighs. It was lovely. Very nice lotioning!”
I wish I was very nice at lotioning. It would solve of all my social problems. But seriously, that wasn’t lotion Spaz lubed up her legs with. Lotion is for breathing humans and Spaz is beyond a breathing human. Spaz is like a walking chorizo with matte pink lips. So it wasn’t lotion. It was Crisco. Very nice Criscoing! There, I fixed it for him.
Here’s Criscoing champion and the most beautiful woman in the world arriving at court yesterday while looking like she just finished a 12-hour-long orgy in a boiler room.
Dlisted – Be Very Afraid
Sources are reporting that Britney Spears is expected to appear at the status report hearing this morning concerning her conservatorship.
Since 2009, her father, Jamie Spears, has been in control of all of her personal and money matters. Today’s hearing is to ensure that everything is still going smoothly.
She’s got no problems as far as we can see. We think she’s been doing pretty well for herself in the last year!
Having said that, Judge Reva Goetz better keep things exactly status quo! We love you, Brit-Brit and she has surely made strides, but we still don’t think she is ready to be out on her own quite yet.
What do U think?
[Image via Fame Pictures.]
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