This time around, the talk show host is underfire by the Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project for promoting an anti-wrinkle cream made of human foreskins.
Founder of the group, Glen Callender, argues that O’s been a big advocate in the fight against female genital mutiliation, however, when it comes to her own precious beauty, she’s willing to slather the SkinMedica product made of foreskins from tiny baby circumcised males all over her face.
“Imagine how Oprah would respond if a skin cream for men went on the market that was made from parts of the genitalia of little girls. That would be an outrage and rightly so.”
Well, he does have a point…
Meanwhile, about “a dozen or two dozen people” had their hearts set on protesting O during her Vancouver trip this week. Still no word on how successful their protest turned out.
Oh, and just so you’re clear, Callender says:
“We’re not an anti-circumcision group. What we are against is circumcision being forced on people without their consent.”
There’s gotta be a better way to prevent wrinkles, right??
Almost every time this was sent to me, I watched it and every time I watched it I really thought Prince Hot Ginge was running after an ice cream van. I BELIEVED! I showed it to a friend who bluntly killed my dreams and let me know that I’m a stupid bitch with a Popsicle stick splinter for a brain. Point taken down to the nuts. But why wouldn’t there be an ice cream van in Afghanistan? Just look at how PHG’s ears perk up at the sound of the ice cream van jingle. You can practically see him fantasizing about nibbling the nuts off of a vanilla Big Dipper. Clearly, I’ve thought about this and hand wrote an entire entry about it in my PHG dream journal.
If you click to the 0:34 mark in the video below, you’ll see that PHG wasn’t running toward the ice cream van, he was running because duty called! But if it was an ice cream van, I’m sure he’d still run after it. Now if you’ll excuse me, after seeing PHG lick his lips a million times, I have to retire to my bunk. But before I do that, I’m going to trade brains with a half-melted Pink Panther ice pop.
The inventor, Justin Esch, or “bacontrepreneur” as he calls himself, explained the best reasons to use this.
“There is nothing more powerful than the smell of bacon, nothing. Bacon is the smell of champions. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day and bacon is the best part of breakfast. Why not smell like it and be the best? Bacon is delicious, people get excited when they smell it. When you walk into a room don’t you want people to be excited to see you?”
Excited? Yes, but not to the point where they want to lick our face. Well, maybe if they’re cute. Ha!
They suggest that you use it before going on a date with your potential soul mate.
Hmm… Maybe you shouldn’t go that far. Unless you met the person at a bacon factory or something.
It’s now available for .99, so you can bring the sweet smells of bacon to any holiday celebration.
I don’t watch The GoodWife, because on Sunday nights I choose to fill my head with quality television like The Real Housewives of New Jersey and the shitty remake of Steel Magnolias (more like Soft Weeds), but I’m all about a scene that involves ice cream and finger sex. So some woman named Kalinda and her piece (or who ever that dude is) were having angry words in an ice cream parlor full of laughing children and their conversation went so well that he decided to end it with a little rage-filled finger love. Because nothing brings out the sweetness in ice cream like poon juice, he stuck his fingers in Kalinda’s ice cold treat and she licked it up. To sluts like us, this isn’t that big of a deal, but think of the oldies watching this who had a coronary right after they made a soft-serve in their granny panties.
But I have a technical and probably really stupid question. Dude’s arm is behind her so how is he giving her some fingering fun? Is her coochie hanging off the seat? Is he poking her in the ass? Is he part Gumby and his arm just really, really long? Is there a hole in the bottom of the seat? If the answer is the last one, please give me the name of that ice cream parlor, because I need to go there.
And CBS should’ve joined forces with Baskin-Robbins to do some cross promotion for this episode by putting out flavors like Kalinda Kreme, Finger Bang Vanilla, Pussy & Vanilla Swirl and Pralines and Cream (don’t ask what the pralines are made of).