The names of all 26 victims lost in the Sandy Hook Elementary school shooting in Newtown, Connecticut, have now been officially released, and last night, Robbie Parker, whose six-year-old daughter, Emilie, was one of the young souls lost in the tragedy, bravely released a powerful, truly heart-crushing statement to the press paying tribute to his child.
However, what truly speaks to this man’s humanity – in the purest sense of the word – here is that despite the real-life nightmare that he is currently enduring, he still manages to fight back the tears and reach out to all of the other suffering families attempting to pick up the pieces of their own shattered lives and offer them his support and condolences…including those related to suspected shooter Adam Lanza.
Please watch this incredible testament to true compassion and empathy (above).
We sincerely hope that everyone out there struggling to make sense of this all while fighting outrage, despair, and looking to point the finger of blame can manage to dig past all of these justifiable emotions and learn from his example.
There is no argument from us that there are policies and laws in this country that simply MUST change to prevent these kinds of tragedies in the future, but we think that if we TRULY want to create a world where our children won’t have to grow up fearing for their lives even in places that SHOULD be safe, like the classroom, we must look inside of ourselves and seriously reflect on what’s REALLY important in life, and how we can put aside our differences with one another and work together to help everyone do the same.
As Robbie says, that’s what his child would have wanted, and we owe it to her – and all of the other young souls taken from their loved ones Friday – to do just that.
Well, here’s a touching mother/daughter story that’ll make you scrub rubbing alcohol into your eyeballs while soaking in a tub full of boiling hot ammonia. What I’m saying is that you should check to make sure you have a lot of ammonia and rubbing alcohol on hand.
Meet 56-year-old Jessica and 22-year-old Monica, a mother and daughter (meaning, Jessica gave birth to Monica) who are so close that they share everything including peens. Jessica and Monica are known as the mother/daughter porn duo (NSFL) The Sexxxtons and they’ve been doing dudes on camera together for about a year now. HuffPo says that they confirmed that they are actually mother and daughter by checking their drives licenses and private Facebook pages.
Just like the other mother/daughter porn duo Elli and Desi Foxx, Jessica and Monica tell HuffPo (via Gawker) that they have rules like every mother and daughter who bone the same dude together should. Jessica says that they will have threesomes with a dude or another chick, but they won’t touch each other or kiss.
“We don’t have a problem doing two-on-one. We will have sex with one man, but not interact with each other. It’s not easy to do. Our lips never touch and that can be a problem when filming.”
Monica is the one who got them in the porn business. Monica dropped out of school in the 9th grade and after years of stripping and bartending, she met some people in porn and got her mom in the business first. Soon after her mom was humping sex parts on camera, Monica joined her and the rest is porn history.
Monica says that sure, sometimes she has suck dicks that taste like Palmolive, because dude had to wash it in the bathroom sink after sticking in her mom, but overall she loves doing fuck films with her mom.
“I enjoy the sex and I enjoy being with my mom. During the scenes, I think about how we’re going to be filthy rich.”
Ho enjoys sex and enjoys being with her mom so she put the two together? I like eating cupcakes naked and pinching my nipples while watching Property Brothers, but you don’t see me putting those two things together. Actually, scratch that, I’ve been there. And during scenes, shouldn’t bitch be thinking, “SANTO DIOS, I hope my mom’s twatty juices don’t drip on my face right now.”
P.S. – You probably guessed this after reading the words, “mother/daughter porn duo,” but they’re from Tampa, Florida. Oh, Florida, it’s always you.
Maybe we were distracted, but we didn’t notice AT ALL that it was Tina Fey‘s actual, real-life, true daughter (Alice Richmond) who played a young Liz Lemonthis week on 30 Rock!
The episode, if you missed it, is called Mazel Tov, Dummies — and little Alice was caught rolling her eyes at a wedding!
Obviously you know by now that Halle’s fiancé Olivier Martinez smashed Gabriel’s face up during Thanksgiving, but the saddest part of the whole ordeal is that Nahla is getting caught between a MAJOR battle of egos!
One insider reveals:
“They keep playing this game and Nahla is used as a pawn. It’s her I feel sorry for.”
Right before the whole beat down occured, Halle had lost her petition to move Nahla to France where she was reportedly wishing to marry Olivier and raise Nahla away from the prying cameras of American paparazzi.
It seems to us that the ill feelings between everyone involved are because all want the BEST for Nahla, yet by acting like feuding children, Halle’s little girl is experiencing a terrible, harrowing ordeal!
How can a child learn about love and respect when her parents are acting like brutes?!
And we sincerely hope Nahla did NOT witness her mother’s current lover beating her father’s face into a bloody pulp, otherwise we wouldn’t be surprised if the poor girl wasn’t traumatized for a VERY long time!
Now, to save her daughter from mental and emotional scaring, Halle has decided to end the war with her baby daddy quit acting.
A source close to the Oscar-winning actress reveals:
“Now that a court has ruled Halle can’t move to France permanently, she feels she’s left with no alternative but to quit her career.”
Um… Okay? Why is that necessary?
The insider explains:
“It may seem pretty dramatic, but Halle doesn’t know what else she can do to stop the tabloids writing about her. In the last few years, she has worked on only a handful of films, so she can dedicate most of her time to Nahla. She also thought that would make her less of a target for the paparazzi, but with all the drama going on in her personal life that hasn’t been the case.”
Apparently “Halle thinks that Nahla’s upbringing has been far from ideal” cuz “her picture is taken by photographers all over the world whenever she’s with her mom” and at this point “Nahla may come to believe that’s a natural occurrence.” DUH!
Clearly Nahla’s upbringing is far from ideal — but the real issue isn’t Halle’s fame.
If Halle really, truly cares for her daughter she will end this on-going war with her father!
We are 150 percent sure watching her daddy get beat in the streets by YOUR fiancé on Thanksgiving is going to have a much, MUCH more troubling effect on Nalha than seeing a stranger snap her picture.
Quit acting, or don’t quit acting. We’ll miss you, but we’ll survive.
Almost 20 years after AnnaNicole Smith was a Guessgirl, her 6-year-old daughter with Larry Birkhead, Dannielynn Birkhead, is starring in a campaign for Guess Kids. There are two things I can’t believe: 1) Dannielynn is six years old and; 2) I’m writing about Guess Jeans. It seems like it was just yesterday when I was begging my mother to buy me Guess acid wash jeans with a matching jacket. One of her co-workers told her there was a Guess store in Tijuana that sold everything for 50% off and so she dragged me one there one weekend. That shit wasn’t Guess label. It was more like GuessWhosGettingTrickedByThisKnockOff label….but I still bought acid wash jeans there.
The NYDN says that Dannielynn’s ads will be all over buses and billboards starting in January. Larry Birkhead says that Guess came to them first and that Dannielynn is really excited about modeling for the same label as her mom. Larry also said that he’s not enrolling in Pimp Mama Kris’ School Of Whoring anytime soon, because this is going to be Dannielynn’s only modeling gig for now:
“People have said she’s already stepping into her mom’s shoes, and that’s very broad. I want to be clear this was just a tribute. She’s still a kid at heart, and she’s going to stay that way as long as possible. It’s really a tribute to her mom more than anything. She’s not going to be a model.
Her mom’s history with Guess was very positive. The ads were iconic and timeless. She asked me if she was going to be on the shopping bags like her mom. She was really excited about it. She had great time on the shoot. It was really just a day at the beach, playing in the sand.”
I just hope Larry is telling the truth and we won’t see Dannielynn as the new face of Trimspa for Kids.
I’m not sure how to feel about this. Dannielynn being in the spotlight is kind of weird, but somebody has to model those clothes and since Honey Boo Boo Chile already has an exclusive contract as the face of Piggy Wiggly’s children’s clothing line, it might as well be Dannielynn.
And these ads would’ve been so much better if Sugar Pie was in them.
