“I don’t think I’m smart enough to do the job. I think I come off as being smart. But deep down I’m really not. Plus, I’ve just signed on for two more years at E!, and I’m having a ball on that show. And E! has been incredibly good.”
Ha! Sounds like McHale is a big fan of “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”
He then explains how his show, The Soup, is nothing like The Daily Show, saying:
“Jon Stewart deals with large, very important issues. We obsess about the weirdos on ‘The Bachelor’ who do ghost adventures and look for Bigfoot. So I think the show would not be up to the intellectual standards that everyone is looking for.”
Yeah, we can totally see how Joel’s brand of news is a bit different than Jon Stewart’s.
So now we’re left crawling in the dark, feeling around for a new Daily Show host.
But Chrissyloves that Kimye don’t smile for the camera! Weird, right? Actually, not really! She had an excellent explanation, saying:
“It seemed very random, but if you know me it wasn’t that random. It was actually my first time ever at a Waffle House. I was at the DirecTV party that night and we’d seen Kanye just completely kill it onstage. I was like, ‘Do you guys want to go to Waffle House?’ It wasn’t that crazy because the night before I went to Taco Bell and the night before that Jack in the Box. No one thought anything of it and they all came with me… Kanye is so much fun. He’s a wonderful person. What I love about Kim and Kanye is that I think they save their happy moments and their smiles for themselves, rather than sharing everything with the public. And listen, when a camera is shoved in your face trying to take a selfie you do not want to smile. And sometimes those photos get out. I don’t want to smile in every photo I take. Can you imagine someone not asking you and grabbing you by the shoulder and pushing you in and forcing a photo? And not once, but a thousand times a day. I think people should understand that more.”
Well, we all know that whether it’s one camera or a thousand, Kanye is not happy about it!
But at least we can now confirm that they were all happy to be there! And let’s give Yeezy a break on this one; as Chrissy said, he’d just killed it on stage! Maybe the guy was just tired.
How is it that famous people have affairs and don’t thinkthey’ll eventually be caught?
Steve Kroft, of 60 Minutes fame, was carrying on with his mistressLisan Goines in September 2011, and he was terrified that he’d be found out. Not only because he’s been married to journalist Jennet Conant for 23 years, but also because he was “really paranoid about right-wing zealots,” according to a source close to Goines.
Did we mention that Goines is a Harvard-educated real-estate and corporate lawyer?
Well, apparently, Kroft and Goines met at the Park Hyatt on 24th and M streets in DC during that September, and Kroft told her “dress in Washington is Either professional or Laura Bush,” and added, “Don’t dress likeBeyoncé.”
Apparently, this wasn’t a diss, Kroft just didn’t want to be found out, and that’s why he never went in public with her either, “because she’s black — because they’d be more noticeable,” the source said.
The fact that Kroft had an affair isn’t the new news. What’s come out now is the leaking of MORE dirrrrty sexts between the two! And of course, the Bey remarks.
Kroft: “Very hard playing golf with A bulge in my pants.”
Kroft: “I’m in my room at the same Washington hotel where I remember having you for a four hour full course Meal plus desert.” Goines: “Mmmm…u whet my appetite.” Kroft: “I hope that’s not all I’m wetting.”
LOLz! All parties involved have declined to comment on the situation.
It just goes to show that no affair is safe… so just don’t have them!
According to Justin, he thinks the lawsuit is bogus because Lee was the one who put himself in danger when he stood directly in front of the vehicle in question. Also, the pap was spotted filming JB just DAYS after the incident which makes the whole seriously injured thing a bit suspicious.
While we know Justin doesn’t have the best history with the paparazzi, we agree that this case seems suspect.
If Lee is exaggerating his injuries, we think the 20-year-old should counter sue. Lying about something so serious is very shameful!