Halle Berry is sick of the paparazzi getting in her life and shoving their lenses in her daughter Nahla’s face, so she came up with a plan to escape them by moving all the way to her fiance’s homeland. The only problem was that Nahla’s father Gabriel Aubry lives in Los Angeles and went to the judge to stop Halle from moving thousands of miles away. The judge either got lost in Gabriel Aubry’s luscious golden locks or the judge is sane and reasonable, because the judge sided with Gabriel. Halle can unpack the berets, because she’s not moving to France.
TMZ’s sources say that Halle only wanted to move to France, because she thought it would be safer and she wasn’t trying to erase Gabriel from their daughter’s life and make Olivier Martinez Nahla’s new father.
Gabriel Aubry is a tall drink of crazy and he’s been crazy throughout this whole custody fight, but Halle’s been crazier. You know she was trying to get Nahla away from Gabriel. If she just wanted to get away from the paparazzi, she’d move up to Bakersfield, CA or something. I’ve been to Bakersfield a few times and I’ve never seen the paparazzi there and the people are very welcoming. Case in point: I walked into a Carl’s Jr. in Bakersfield once and a fat bitch with meth face said really loudly, “Daaaayum, he’s gay!“
The judge should also block Halle Berry from every wearing those pants again. Forcing your child to be seen with you in public while you’re wearing Hammer CAPRIS is a form of child abuse.
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Keith Urban has a huge is the complete package!
It’s easy to understand why Nicole Kidman loved going down under to find her most recent hubby and fellow Australian!
The American Idol judge was sans wifey at his hotel pool in France on Sunday, but he was spotted with another woman!!
No, don’t worry!! Keith isn’t cheating on Nicole with Nicki Minaj or anything — he was there with his daughter, the totes adorbzies Sunday Urban!!
Sounds like a good Daddy and husband! Plus, he’s tanned, toned, and gorgeous to boot!!
We highly doubt Nicole still pines for Xenu!!
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Diane Kruger wanted to be formal, but was there to party at the Berluti Private Dinner on Friday night.
The model slash actress arrived at the Jardin du Palais Royal in Paris with arm candy Joshua Jackson looking magnificently mod and ready to chow down.
To no one’s surprise, Diane looked effortlessly chic as usual in a lavender 3.1 Phillip Lim tuxedo dress and white Givenchy sandals to match the lapels.
Mr. Jackson was also dressed to impress in a navy tailored suit with a light blue button-up.
The couple wine, dined, and got the party poppin’ in the swankiest of ways.
Dinner has a new entrée: Designer Delight!
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Marie Claire never looked so blazing hot!
Charlize Theron graces the July 2012 cover of Marie Claire France showing her intimate side wearing nothing but a bed sheet while striking some super sexy poses!
The South African goddess is the epitome of gorgeous!
What do you think Theron’s spread?!? Check out pictures below!
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Kristen Stewart wore some incredibly eye-catching Balenciaga trousers to the Cannes photocall for her new movie On The Road.
KStew topped the outfit off with a Rebecca Minkoff blazer and white tee, which was a good thing considering everyone’s eyes went straight for her bright yellow and loud printed pants.
The best part of Kristen’s look? Her shining smile.
Want some more? Of course you do! Check out more pics of KStew’s pants (below)!
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Jessica Chastain fell back into her fashion groove this weekend.
The redhead looked positively radiant at the Cannes Film Festival premiere of Lawless in a gold Gucci Premiere gown, Jimmy Choo sandals and Chopard jewelry.
We’re surprised Salma Hayek allowed someone else to wear one of those special dresses, but we’re glad she did!
This just might be Jessica’s best Cannes look yet!
Do U agree???
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