Ramona Singer Goes From Pinot Grigio Guzzling Housewife To Thieving Nanny Nabber!

There’s nothing Ramona can’t do!

Especially a couple sips bottles of her Grigio!

Create a beauty line? Sure! Rock some turtle time? Of course! Help a friend catch her thieving ? Done and done!

The Real Housewives of New York City star put her reality TV cap aside to strap on her Sherlock Holmes cap to help out her friend, Lucia Hwong Gordon, who had suddenly found herself missing a whole lotta expensive jewelry.

While Lucia had discovered her nanny was doing the stealing, it was Ramona who helped close the case. An insider said:

“Lucia was distraught. She didn’t want to file any charges. It was traumatic. Ramona said she needed to speak up before the woman victimized another family.”

As if Ramona would advise anything OTHER than speaking up!

But thanks to her, the woman was caught by and won’t be getting her sticky fingers on anyone else’s jewelry. And you KNOW Ramona is happy things worked out just the way she wanted. She said:

“I’m thrilled justice was served. My friend showed strength and perseverance. It was important that this was investigated. If it had not been investigated, she might have just gone to work for another family and done the same thing.”

Well done, Ramona!

Just for that, you’ve earned yourself another glass of Pinot Grigio!

[Image via Alberto Reyes/WENN.]

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Rihanna’s Dolla Billz Are Begging To Be Stuffed Into G-Strings! See BTS Pic From Pour It Up Video Here!

Like the song says, Rihanna‘s always “got mo’ money”…

But not because she’s supermega rich (which she most certainly is), it’s because she prints her very own Queen of No F*ckery currency, LOLz!

The flawless Diamond teased fans late Tuesday night like a stripper teases horny businessmen by posting a cheeky picture the currently under construction It Up video.

Riri accompanied the image with the caption:

“ALL I SEE IZ $IGN$ #pouritupvideoshoot #stripclubsanddollabillz”

And besides featuring some SWEET platform heels, the pic boasts TONS of “ ” that all have a picture of Rihanna blowing white smoke in the center instead of George Washington‘s face.

NICE.

Hey Chris Brown, we bet your on-again lover Karrueche Tran doesn’t have her very own currency!!

Oh man, we wanna stuff so many Rih-ollas in allll the g-strings, LOLz!

Ch-ch-check out the naughty picture …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

[Image via Instagram.]

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Zach Galifianakis Brought The Lady He Saved From Homelessness To The Hangover III Premiere Last Night

I’m taking a short break our regularly scheduled program of foolery and fuckery to bring you a sweet story that proves that there are some nice people who do good things in the world. I know, this is my second nice story of the day and if I keep at it, I’ll totally have to change this site’s name from Dlisted to D’awwwlisted.

The New York Daily News (via UsWeekly) says that before Galianakfifisksisnis was a multi-millionaire movie star, he did his laundry at Fox Laundry in Los Angeles and that’s where he met Elizabeth “Mimi” Haist who volunteered there for tips. Elizabeth pretty much only survived on tips from customers and jumped from friend’s house to friend’s house, because she didn’t have a place of her own. Zach and Mimi kept in touch, and years later when his checking account balance started to see more zeros, he got her an apartment in Santa Monica and he pays her rent and utilities every month.

Somehow Renee Zellweger got involved and decorated Mimi’s apartment. Squinty also buys Mimi’s groceries.

Zach didn’t just set Mimi up in an apartment like a kept memaw and stop calling her. Zach calls Mimi to see how she’s doing and always invites her to his premieres. Mimi has gone to several premieres and for the longest time nobody knew who she was. Some figured she was Zach’s grandma and others figured she was his side piece (Zach wishes). 87-year-old Mimi was Zach’s date to ’s of The Hangover III and before the premiere, she said this:

“I’m looking forward to it, I like the excitement of it. If he’s in town, he takes me. Otherwise he lets me take a friend. I dress up nice and a friend helps me with my makeup. It’s fun, not something I’ve ever dreamed I’d experience.

Afterwards, they have a party at somewhere close by and you meet the stars. I drink lemon drop martinis with Grey Goose vodka.”

Zach Galikadsjflkadsjfklasdfi has a glorious beard of ginger lushness, so I would’ve before reading this, but now after finding out that he’s a memaw helper, I really, really would. And somebody please strap all the Kardashians to chairs and read them Mimi’s story from the New York Daily News. The thought of being selfless and generous will make all of their heads combust.

’s a few pictures from last night’s premiere. In order after Zach: a greasy vision in copper (who totally asked Mimi to be his next beard), Ed Helms, Jamie from The Real World: San Diego, Heather Graham, Justin Bartha, Santana from Glee, Ken Jeong and Hanson.

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Kristen Stewart Is “Heart-Broken” Over Split From Robert Pattinson – Even Though They’re Still LIVING Together!

What is this?

A glimmer of sparkling vampire skin in the sunlight hope for our beloved Robert Pattinson and his now ex-girlfriend, Kristen Stewart?!

For those of you heard the unearthly, nightmarish shrieks of Twi-Hards worldwide earlier this morning, it was because of the announcement that the Twilight stars – and real-life couple – had called in quits this weekend!

And now, we’re getting wind that though KStew is said to be “heartbroken” and “so sad” over the most recent demise of her relationship with R-Patz, sources have revealed their love for each other may not be lost entirely…because the actor hasn’t moved out the home they’re currently sharing together!

As the insider explains:

“They are going to stay at ’s house because of the dogs. It’s not fully over or he would have moved out. They will be back together in no time.”

We certainly hope so!

But this is probably a good chance for them to take a step back everything going on, and really figure out if this relationship is worth of all the time, effort, and heartbreak that’s gone into it!

Even when it’s the love of your life, it’s going to be work!

But we just hope they can really decide if the work they’ve put in is worth the benefits, so this incessant cycle of back-and-forth, on-/off- dating doesn’t keep repeating itself!

What do U think?? Should Rob and Kristen work it out or stay broken up?!

[Image via WENN.]

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Paris Hilton Receives SECOND Surprise Visit From Police After Being SWATTED Again!

Ugh. SERIOUSLY?!

This is just lazy – for criminals!

Much like Miley Cyrus yesterday, it appears that Paris Hilton has been victimized for the second time by the persistent, frankly obnoxious SWATTING pranksters, who call 9-1-1 and report nonexistent crimes happening at celebrity homes in El Lay!

This time around, the individual wasting time, money and resources sent authorities to the heiress’ home after claiming she was held at gunpoint in her bedroom!

Of course, when the fuzz arrived, all they discovered were gurlfriend’s DOGS!

Worse yet, poor ended coming back right in the middle of all the hooplah, and we can only imagine how terrifying it must have been to arrive home to a slew of police cars around her property!

Just pointless, ridiculous, and so, so foolish.

Hope you’re okay, boo! Fingers crossed these guys are caught…and ASAP!

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Billboard Music Awards 2013: Fashion From 2012 Awards!

The Billboard Music Awards 2013 are just around the corner!

And you know what that means!

It is time that we sit back and reflect on the good, the bad, and the meh moments of yesteryear.

Whether it was a limp bouffant, a loud suit, or a stunning red gown, there were definitely PLENTY of interesting red carpet looks at the 2012, but will this year’s awards show match up in style?!

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