It is starting to feel like ALL of Hollywood is in this flick!
Even Kanye West was spotted yesterday getting in on the action in an afro wig!
But it was Kirsten Dunst who was the latest star to be seen on the Atlanta set of the HIGHly anticipated Anchorman: The Legend Continues.
The Bachelorette actress’ role is described as a cameo, however that flowy grecian dress and huge golden crown makes us assume she’ll play an otherworldly part in the movie.
We have to wonder…
What in the WORLD is a goddess doing in a newsroom comedy??! Is this part of some crazy dream sequence???!
We’ll never fully be able to understand what goes on in Will Ferrell‘s crazy mind, but we accept that that is just part of his HIGHlarious genius!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
What a delightful Monday gift this is!!
We knew One Direction‘s wispy-haired Harry Styles was a heartthrob, but we had no idea how much of a PEENthrob he was!!
This photo, showcasing the British beauty in a glitzy gold thong, has somehow swirled its way into the interwebz, fanning the fantasies of every single Directioner from Hollywood to Tokyo!
And that package!! In the words of Uncle Jesse, have mercy!!
No wonder we hear he bangs 12 birds a night!
Goodness! We’re feeling a bit of a fever just looking at it! We can only imagine how hot he must have been next to that iron! Maybe next time he should just do his chores naked.
[Image via Twitter.]
Lindsay Lohan finally decided to show up to court in L.A. this morning and she was only 50 minutes late. LiLo probably stopped for Blood Marys, did a pre-hearing bump in a gas station bathroom and changed into linnocent white (complete with a holy cross) before going to court, so 50 minutes isn’t that late. When LiLo jumped out of her SUV and took the walk of shame into the court room, she got glitter-bombed the same way she got glitter-bombed in 2010. I used to think that everything is prettier when you throw a little glitter on it, but I was wrong. All that glitters is not gold. That tsunami of glitter should’ve been directed at her lawyer, the Larry H. Parker of gnomes, because he and his extra fancy Louis Vuitton briefcase deserves to be drenched in a sparkle storm, not her. If it only it was a swarm of bees!
If you’re watching TMZ’s live feed of Lindsay Lohan’s latest date with the California Justice System, then you probably have the California seal embedded into your retinas, because her trial hasn’t started. They’re running over 2 hours late and apparently LiLo has been in the bathroom while six Sheriffs wait outside for her. How rude of those Sheriffs. Can’t they give a bitch some privacy while she’s trying to shit out the 4 balloons of coke she swallowed before going through airport security? No respect!
LiLo’s court date is supposed to start any minute now, so you can watch the live feed if you want to see her finger bang the justice system in the butt without lube again. If the trial doesn’t start, you can just look at the seal for another two hours and honestly, staring at that seal is probably better than staring at LiLo’s stale empanada lips.
UPDATE: Throw out the popcorn, because there’s not going to be a Crackie vs. The People trial after all. After turning down plea deal after plea deal for weeks, LiLo struck a deal with prosecutors today. LiLo pleaded no contest to reckless driving and lying to the cops about being the one who crashed her Porsche into a semi. The reckless driving charge brings an automatic 5 days in jail, but the prosecutors agreed to roll that into her time in rehab. LiLo agreed to 90 days in lockdown rehab, 30 days of community labor in New York and 18 months of psychotherapy. LiLo’s on probation for stealing that jooree and she admitted to violating her probation. The judge sentenced her to 180 days in jail for that, but she won’t have to serve that sentence if she obeys all the laws (HAHAHAHA!). The judge also told her to stop driving.
And that’s that. I’m sure we’ll be doing all of this again in a couple of weeks when LiLo breaks out of rehab, steals a car, robs a liquor store and then drunkenly crashes into a preschool.
Dlisted – Be Very Afraid
While millions of abuelitas replace the velvet painting of Pope Eggs Benedict hanging over their toilet with a velvet painting of Pope Francis the Fist, all of us should be worshiping a true leader and beacon of hope: Elin Nordegren. Let out the gold smoke, because the Pope of gold diggers has been found. Get on your knee and pray, Heather Mills.
After Elin got over 0 million from Tiger Woods in a divorce settlement, she started bumping genitals with the son of a billionaire tycoon for a little bit and then she supposedly got back with Tiger Woods. The rumor was that Tiger wanted to marry her again and was going to put an anti-cheating clause in their prenup, which would’ve given her 0 million if he passed his peen to another Waffle House waitress. But I guess Elin decided that 0 million is chump change and she better reach higher if she wants to be the Patron Saint of Gold Diggers. Enter, Elin’s billionaire neighbor Chris Cline (not to be confused with the mess from American Pie.)
Page Six is saying that 33-year-old Elin has been dating 53-year-old billionaire Chris Cline since December. Chris has a mansion in the Seminole Landing area of North Palm Beach in Florida and Elin’s currently building a mansion there. Chris Cline is originally from West Virginia, has been married twice, has four kids and made his .2 billion fortune in the coal mining business. His company, Foresight Energy, is headquartered Palm Beach.
Get it, Elin! Look at Chris Cline, he looks like pure money. I bet his pubes smell like mahogany, Italian leather and hundred dollar bills. If the luxury package on a Cadillac was turned into a human, it would look like Chris Cline. If they made a movie about Chris Cline’s life, Powers Boothe would play him. You know you’re really rich when Powers Boothe plays you in a movie, because Powers Boothe barely ever plays poor people. I swear, Elin’s life is like an episode of Dallas.
And try not to look surprised when Chris Cline’s golf game improves by 5000% thanks to Elin’s lucky charm vagine.
Dlisted – Be Very Afraid
Does she ever NOT look AH-Mazing?!
Heidi Klum thought that going to the Golden Globes seemed like a good way to spend her Sunday night in El Lay, so she went!
We’re so glad she did, because the Project Runway host looked hawt in a skin-tight white Alexandre Vauthier gown.
As if her seksi silhouette wasn’t enough, Heidi’s thigh-high slit and gold-trimmed collar drew the attention all the right places.
We’re not loving her frosty lip, but her wavy hair is super glam!
[Image via Getty Images.]
Well, it was pretty while it lasted.
Ke$ha Tik Tok‘d her way into the SLS Hotel in Beverly Hills on Monday to unveil her new Baby-G watch design.
For the big reveal, Ke$ha rocked a velvet Zara blazer over a lace top, Miss Selfridge gold hem shorts and Walter Steiger open back platform pumps.
To complement her white and gold Baby-G watch, the Die Young singer piled on gold jewels and had her makeup resemble a gold and black mask.
We must say, her legs look incredible, but the makeup is just too much.
What do U think?!?
[Image via Daniel Tanner/WENN.]