We wouldn’t, and we don’t know who would be CRAZY enough to rock something made out of human features!!
The British brand, Fantich & Young created two Savile Row classics: The Apex Predator Shoes, which boasts 1,050 individual teeth on the sole, and an Apex Predator Suit made out of human hair and glass eyes.
But because both items are soooo eerie, we don’t know whether to praise them for being different, or look away!
The horrific ensemble would’ve been a perfect Halloween costume, but now that the holiday is over, what other use could this outfit have?!?
Would U wear the bizarre garb?!?
[Images courtesy of Fantich & Young.]
Chris Brown, the king of tweet and delete, has struck again!
The singer posted this picture on Wednesday of his new blue ‘do, only to take it down later.
Second thoughts, perhaps? Or just another typical Breezy move?
What do U think???
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[Image via Twitter.]
Don’t you hate it when you go to bed healthy and you wake up in the middle of the night with the full-on sicks. The inside of your head is pounding on the walls of your skull, your limbs fall into a temporary sloth coma, the shivers cover your body, you hack up Slimer jizz and you now know what Hugh Hefner’s hos feel like when they look at themselves in the mirror after riding his dehydrated earth worm dick. That’s how I feel and it’s not right. Usually, those bitch ass viral germs give me a few warnings before completely attacking me, so I can put up a good fight by overdosing on Airborne and that ginger, honey, lemon crap my mom makes me drink. But those shifty germs played dirty and jumped my ass in my sleep. Rude whores.
So because of this, I’m thankful that these pictures of Hugh Jackman sunning his fur nips at a beach in Barcelona exist. Do they make me feel better? Not totally, but at least I have something pretty to look at while I freebase DayQuil.
Dlisted – Be Very Afraid
Alexa Chung wanted to be like a Rolling Stone, but only in the hair department.
At a press conference in Australia on Wednesday, the British TV personality said both Mick Jagger and Brian Jones were her hair idols.
Odd choices, but to each their own.
[Image via WENN.]
Sex and the City 2 is an offensive Blahnik bomb that should be deemed by the government as an inhumane torture device, but it could’ve been saved by one simple shot. The shot I’m talking about is an HD view of Mr. Big’s grassy mountain crevice and dangling nutsack. A nutsack that looks like the kind of baby peach a pony might nibble on from a tree before galloping into a Bergdorf Goodman. Chris Noth finally gave us that view at the 9th Annual Dressed to Kilt charity show in NYC yesterday and he wasn’t alone.
Jason Patric, Jim Gaffigan, Brian Cox, Chris Noth and Kiefer Sutherland all strutted their shit down the catwalk knowing very well that they were about to deliver a man meat pot luck to an unbeknownst audience. Most of these fine pieces lifted up their kilts and brought something to the table. Jason Patric served up a plate of hairy ham hocks (Miss Mary will not be eating those), Brian Cox brought two giant bowls of curds and whey, and Chris gave us the main course: an undercooked ham with a side of golden prunes. Kief and Jim refused to participate (BOO!).
If you want to see the reason why Carrie Bradshaw stuck around for so long, get some of this NSFW goodness right here. Warning: Doing so, will cause you to pull imaginary ass crack hairs out of your mouth all day long.
You’d think that while Carrie was down there, she could’ve nibbled a few hairs off or something. And yes, I swatted at my monitor too. It’s instinct. See a ballsack pendant , swat at it. Every time.
Dlisted – Be Very Afraid