In case you haven’t seen the video, Kanye West had a disastrous afternoon yesterday when his head accidentally ran into a sign while he was trying to avoid looking at paps while out having lunch with Kim Kardashian.
Well, things aren’t looking up for ‘Ye as he was just spotted leaving his home in Beverly Hills this morning with one PAINFUL looking bump and cut on his forehead. And, by the looks of the expression on his face, it probably feels as bad as it looks.
A funny thing and a shitty thing happened in Beverly Hills today. The funny thing is thatKanye Kardashian smacked his dome right into a sign while walking to a restaurant with Kim Kartrashian. The shitty thing is that the paparazzi didn’t get a shot of the exact moment when the sign bitch smacked him right in the head. What good is the paparazzi when they can’t get a picture that would’ve completed our lives?!! It was their one job and they FAILED us all!!!!!
TMZ does have a video of Kanye right after he left a piece of his ego on that sign and it’s hilarious. Just like a bratty 4-year-old, Kanye throws a melodramatic cunt tantrum and starts yelling at the paps for making him bust his head on that sign. I take back what I said about the paps in the paragraph above. I thank them for making Kanye’s head go BOOM on that sign.
It gets better… Kuntye went full crazy and his Givenchy butt plug probably popped out when he went at another pap a few minutes later:
In Kanye’s defense, if your ass lips were overheating under black leather and you knocked up a Kartrashian, forever bonding you to those whores, you too might be a little extra bitchy. Although, Kanye is ALWAYS a little extra bitchy. And the best part is that Kim is probably the one who called those paps. Good work, Kim!
Kate Winslet wore a giant gold rose on her head while attending the Longines Hong Kong International Races on Sunday because, guess what, she is Kate freaking Winslet and she can do whatever the hell she wants.
Including wearing feathers on her head when she goes to meet the Queen of England.
She can do anything!
The 37-year-old, who was with beau Ned Rocknroll, paired the floral Philip Treacy fascinator with a short-sleeved red knee-length Stella McCartney dress with lace panels at the shoulders and pale gold strappy heels.
But we couldn’t quite focus on anything except the rose on her noggin.
Anne Hathaway got married yesterday to that jewelry designer/actor dude she got with right after her con artist ex-boyfriend got busted by the feds, and judging by these blurry pictures, it sorts of looks like they exchanged vows in the middle of the same cornfield where mobsters torture their enemies in movies. But 29-year-old Anne and 31-year-old Adam Shulman didn’t get married in the middle of a corn field/mob cemetery, they got married right before sunset at a private estate in Big Sur, CA. I see you, Anne, trying to get yourself some Oscar luck by getting married in the same town Natalie Portman’s ass got married in. Well, but at least Anne served CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE.
People says that over 100 guests watched as Adam and Anne bumped teefs during their first marital kiss after becoming husband and wife next to a barn on a fancy private estate. Some source says that Anne wore a custom-made gown by Valentino, but that source is spitting lies, because you know that’s one of her old costumes from The Princess Diaries 2. One of the wedding vendors, who obviously has zero shits to give over signing a confidentiality agreement, tells Celebuzz that they think Anne and Adam’s wedding cost around million and the flowers alone were 0,000.
Now that the boring stuff is out of the way, what in shower headband hell is attacking her head? Did Anne have brain surgery right before the wedding? Did she somehow come up with the idea that head trauma victim bride is SO the look this season? If Anne took off her dress and put on a stained Garfield shirt, holey sweats and Chinese house slippers, she’d look like my cousin going to the refrigerator to pour herself a morning cup of Fresca. That is some sleeping head wrap glamour right there.