Conan O’Brien’s face twin and alien goddess Tilda Swinton finally woke up from her glass box nap and put on some couture (or “cature” as my cousin calls it) to pose in a spread for W Magazine. The picture above is my favorite, because it’s a mix between January Jones’ frightened tampon, Jim Bob Duggar’s traumatized sperm fish and something you’d see if you put a magnifying glass up to one of Nicole Kidman’s frozen forehead pores.
I shouldn’t even try to analyze or figure out Tilda’s art. I should just sit back and enjoy the Tilda, enjoy the ART!!! and enjoy all the WTF.
Purple may as well be the color for passion because Beyonce has seduction on lock!
The sultry singer has unveiled the ad campaign for her new scent, MidnightHeat!
As the name suggests, the fragrance is another spinoff of her record-breaking debut perfume, Heat, and we’re pretty sure this one smells just as good, or even better!
Midnight Heat was developed by Olivier Gillotin, who gives the scent an array of fruity and floral notes like Dragonfruit, Starfruit and Armenian Plum, Heart Notes, Warm Amber, Patchouli and Sandalwood just to name a few.
The Eau de Parfum comes in 15, 30 and 50 ml bottles and is available now!
Khloe Kardashian is on the cover of Cosmpolitan‘s annual Sex issue and we gotta say, she looks so great even we’d hit it!
The May covergirl bares it all in a transparent black dress, accessorized with bracelets and a massive diamond ring.
Inside the article, Ms. Odom reveals that she’s OK with her momager Kris Jenner critiquing her weight and says:
“[My mom will] say, ‘Oh, you’re a little too fat right now.’ If she were just my manager, I’d have fired her right then. You can’t talk to me like that. Listen, my mom believes in us more than we believe in ourselves, but she is also our manager and trying to protect our brand. “
Manager or not, we think anyone calling KK ‘fat’ is a bit cray cray!
Homegirl is a TOTAL banger to us!
What do U lovelies think about Kris’s tough lovin?!!!