Conan O’Brien’s face twin and alien goddess Tilda Swinton finally woke up from her glass box nap and put on some couture (or “cature” as my cousin calls it) to pose in a spread for W Magazine. The picture above is my favorite, because it’s a mix between January Jones’ frightened tampon, Jim Bob Duggar’s traumatized sperm fish and something you’d see if you put a magnifying glass up to one of Nicole Kidman’s frozen forehead pores.
I shouldn’t even try to analyze or figure out Tilda’s art. I should just sit back and enjoy the Tilda, enjoy the ART!!! and enjoy all the WTF.
We’d love to spend all day frolicking on the beach! And get paid for it!
Alas, we are not swimsuit models.
Victoria’s Secret AngelCandice Swanepoel romped her cute little butt off on the shimmering beaches of St. Barts on Thursday, and though we wish we could’ve joined her, the pics were a nice consolation prize!
The tanned goddess showed off her super fit bod in seksi string bikinis with bustier tops, and accessorized with straw hats and floral tote bags.
Hot!
Is it summer yet?!
Check out more gorgeous pics of the Angel in the gallery (below)!
MTV might have given Jersey Shore the boot, but that doesn’t mean anything has to fizzle in Ronnie & Sammi‘s relationship!
The two were seen having a HOT dinner date at Katsuya Friday night. And the two even held hands — letting us all know they’re love light is currently on!
Hey… ya never know with these two!!
We’re gonna miss ‘em. They gave us some of the best moments of the series… and okay, some of the most hair-pulling ones too! Ha! Love!!
Purple may as well be the color for passion because Beyonce has seduction on lock!
The sultry singer has unveiled the ad campaign for her new scent, MidnightHeat!
As the name suggests, the fragrance is another spinoff of her record-breaking debut perfume, Heat, and we’re pretty sure this one smells just as good, or even better!
Midnight Heat was developed by Olivier Gillotin, who gives the scent an array of fruity and floral notes like Dragonfruit, Starfruit and Armenian Plum, Heart Notes, Warm Amber, Patchouli and Sandalwood just to name a few.
The Eau de Parfum comes in 15, 30 and 50 ml bottles and is available now!
Op has just revealed their SS 2012 collection, and anyone looking for some flirty summer fashions is in luck!
VeniceBeachHeat is a line full of colorful tops, shorts for any summer activity, and fun swimwear!
Just ask Ashley Tisdale! She and Sarah Hyland are obsessed with the new looks. They’re even starring in the ad campaign with 90210‘s Matt Lanter and movie star Austin Stowell!
“I’m a California girl at heart- I love the beach, hanging out with friends, and everything that Op is all about- so being a part of the new campaign was a perfect fit for me!”
And Sarah points it out that even if it’s a lil’ chilly some days, Op is still the best bet:
My Op summer must-haves are board shorts and a swimsuit. I also really like the guy’s hoodies for girls, for a cold day at the beach.
Very nice to know!!
Go ahead and check the gang out in the sizzling video (above)!
Then make sure to flip through the pics (below) and tell us what U think!
Khloe Kardashian is on the cover of Cosmpolitan‘s annual Sex issue and we gotta say, she looks so great even we’d hit it!
The May covergirl bares it all in a transparent black dress, accessorized with bracelets and a massive diamond ring.
Inside the article, Ms. Odom reveals that she’s OK with her momager Kris Jenner critiquing her weight and says:
“[My mom will] say, ‘Oh, you’re a little too fat right now.’ If she were just my manager, I’d have fired her right then. You can’t talk to me like that. Listen, my mom believes in us more than we believe in ourselves, but she is also our manager and trying to protect our brand. “
Manager or not, we think anyone calling KK ‘fat’ is a bit cray cray!
Homegirl is a TOTAL banger to us!
What do U lovelies think about Kris’s tough lovin?!!!
Love!!
