….And sexingherself up in a barn with chandeliers (????) in it.
Mimi and a cockatoo with a wave perm named Miguel released the video for their song #Beautiful (yes, the hashtag is part of the damn title) tonight and it’s classic Mimi. Mimi swats away flies while dry fapping on a bike and then she strip dances for Miguel in a fancy barn. When Mimi strip dances, she looks like a drunken calf trying to walk for the first time. The entire video kind of looks like a commercial for Crystal Light’s new line of mixes with ecstasy in them. Oh, Mimi, never stop acting like the horny butterfly you are.
Wearing bikini bottoms from RuPaul’s “If You Can’t Love Yourself…” swimwear collection, AlanisMorissetteshowed Ryan Reynolds what he missed out on while on vacation with her family in Hawaii over the weekend. Blake NotSoLively, who? Chew all of this ass, Ryan.
When Alanis wasn’t humping Souleye piggyback-style in the water, she was serving up some ass in “self-love” bikini bottoms. If those bikini bottoms said “self-loathe” and had an easy access zipper, I’d take seven!
“Ryan Gosling is such a given. He’s super-cute. I’ve not met him yet. I’ve seen him on an airplane – and I didn’t – I freaked out so I didn’t even – I don’t even think he saw me so…but that one!”
The hard partying actress has been in loads of trouble with the law and she used her guest role on AngerManagement as a chance to tell the world she knows she’s made some mistakes.
On her angelic first day of filming on Monday, Lindsay (who plays herself) and Charlie Sheen woke up from a raunchy night in bed and when Charlie’s character told her he had to go to jail for an hour, LiLo replied:
“Wow! You have a great lawyer!”
LOLz!
At one point when she is visiting Charlie’s character in prison she advises other inmates:
“What I’ve learned is, if you just take the time to think before you speak it actually improves your life!!!”
Wise words, gurl. Wise words!!!
Like the crew, we’re also SUPER impressed by Linds’ comedic timing from what we’ve seen.
We cannot wait to see the rest of her HIGHlarious guest role.
Who knows??! Maybe if she can show up on time she’ll become a series regular!
As the gloriously glamourous Mary J. Blige graces the cover of VIBE for an ah-mazing 10th time, we find ourselves shocked by how much soul music evolved since the 42-year-old first bust out on the scene.
Mary J., for her part, is thrilled with the new landscape — her heart SWELLS with pride as she claims Rihanna is the new face of music!
In the magazine interview, the Queen of R&B revealed this about the Stay singer:
“I am so proud of what Rihanna is doing. She is speaking to her generation, and she’s living her life in front of them. I don’t even think she is purposely doing it. She’s such a beautiful girl, and I don’t think she knows she’s that beautiful. She’s just living her life, and leading her generation, and she has great, great songs.”
Aww! What wonderfully accurate compliments!!
Does Ri overlook her own beauty? Do insecurities her insecurities keep her tied to a man who once viciously beat her and has, since, shown only a minimum amount of remorse??
Regardless of how her relationship with Chris Brown plays out, Rihanna must know she is cherished by friends, family, and millions upon millions of fans.
You’re the best, Ri! Don’t EVER let anyone tell you otherwise!
Ch-ch-check out more glorious pics of Mary J. from this month’s issue of VIBE (below)!
