Above is JenniferLoveHewittpopping the Vajazzle gems off of her crotch while singing “I’m A Woman” in a promo for the new season of The Client List. Below is singer Miguel putting an imaginary condom on his imaginary 12″ dick before hitting an imaginarytrick from the back in front of a bunch of people who are probably wondering what in “mime act gone wrong” hell are they watching.
If you only had to watch one, let me help you by asking you a question. Would you rather watch Jennifer Love Hewitt try to retrain herself from tackling one of the back-up dancers and forcing him to propose to her or would you rather watch Miguel prove that some bottoms just shouldn’t try to top.
I say go with Miguel, but you know it is missing something. I am really disappointed that Miguel didn’t pull out his imaginary foot long, rip the imaginary condom off and then fap out an imaginary cum shot on the imaginary ass cheeks of his imaginary trick. Bitch needs to commit or keep his imaginary dick in his pants.
Jennifer Lovesanymanwithapulsebutthatsnodealbreaker finally freed herself form the confines of a Herve Leger mummy dress to run errands in Studio City, CA yesterday. I’m sure those errands included wearing a disguise to put in her 5,873th application for next season’s The Bachelor and tasting wedding cakes with a guy she hired from central casting to play her fiancé. Yes, JLove is wearing the same thing you wear when you’re having a bad period day and spend the afternoon watching Hallmark Hall of Fame movies while spooning with your down comforter, but she really glamoured this look up with that Louis Vuitton purse. I always love it when hos pair sweats with a ,000 purse. Sweats + Louis Vuitton = THE LOOK. JLove might be SANSFARDS, but she’s not SANS CLASS.
And if you were among the 2 dumbasses who spent time watching Take Me Out on FOX last night, I’m sure you thought the same thing I thought while putting my eyeballs on that mess. Why wasn’t JLove part of that tribe of desperate skanks? Those are her people!
Shortly after Ashley Hebert rejected Ben Flajnik on The Bachelorettethis past season, Jennifer Love Hewitt was on her Twitter, asking Ben to hit her up when he returned back to San Francisco. Sure, she might’ve been only slightly kidding, but as it turns out, he actually did get in contact with her!
Sources report to Life & Style that Jennifer flew to San Fran this past weekend to have an intimate getaway with the 28-year-old winemaker. The pair were spotted “making out” at San Francisco hot spot Lion’s Pub.
That didn’t take long now did it!
Girl, just because you saw this guy pour his heart out on television to another woman, doesn’t mean he is going to do the same for you. Reality television has a way of changing a person, you know?
Guess what we’re trying to say is – be careful. He might say he loves Twilight, but maybe after he gets a bite of you, he’ll be totally over it. Catch our drift???
WHERE: Serge Normant at John Frieda Salon, 8440 Melrose Place, Los Angeles, CA
WHAT: Jennifer Love-Hewitt is scheduled to have her hair cut and styled today by expert stylist Caile Noble at the Serge Normant at John Frieda Salon in West Hollywood, CA. Rumor has it she’s aiming for a style similar to Rose Byrne’s in Bridesmaids.
Earlier this week, J. Love got a blowout at Drybar in Studio City so her tresses would look pretty until the end of the week.
Is she getting paid to get her hair done at all these places????