JenniferAniston taped an episode of Ellen yesterday (that shit airs today) and right aftershe farted on the fake rumor that a Friends reunion is happening next year, Ellen showed a clip of what happened when Jennifer Aniston tried to scare a ho. Jennifer Aniston is as good at scaring hos as she is at playing anybody but herself in movies. Ellen asked Aniston if she ever scares her piece JustinTheroux and she said that he’s the one who scares her ass. Justin is alwayshiding behind drapes and jumping out at her.
“He calls it trickery. But he’s constantly hiding behind drapes. And I’m constantly scared. It’s like, it doesn’t get old on me.”
Oh, that Aniston births out a million laughs a second. Justin Theroux isn’t hiding behind the drapes, because he wants to scare her. Justin Theroux is hiding behind the drapes, because he’s the scared one. You too would be hiding behind whatever you could if before she left the house, your girlfriend chained you to something heavy and put her most trustworthy Cabbage Patch Police Kids in front of you so you won’t try anything funny. (Officer Cutey McPatches sees EVERYTHING.)
Justin isn’t jumping out at Aniston, because he’s trying to spook her ass. He’s jumping out, because he hears the foot steps of another human and thinks that help has finally arrived to rescue him! Then when he finds out it’s just Aniston, he sighs and goes back to his place behind the drapes to drink his Smart Water and cuddle with the blanket she made for him using her dog’s shed fur.
Here’s Aniston talking about Justin’s “trickery” on Ellen.
Remember almost a year ago when the world was wondering where on Earth CaseyAnthony slithered off to after being acquitted in the murder of daughter Caylee?
Well, we’ve got an answer…from her former laywer, of course!
In Jose Baez‘s upcoming tell-all, Presumed Guilty, he reveals that on the date of her July 17th release from prison, he had five cars deployed, four of which were decoys, while the other took Tot Mom all the way from Florida to New York City, where she stayed until she was ordered back south!
He writes:
“While the entire national media was searching for her in Arizona and California, she was within walking distance of all their offices.”
Ugh!
We have shivers just thinking about it!
But we suppose if you wanted to blend in, Manhattan would certainly be the place to hide out!
Then again, when has anything this woman ever said or thought made sense?
Again with the UGH!
PS – Is ANYONE going to want to even read this book?
The actress was spotted trying to cover up at the TED conference in Long Beach. The conference brings innovators in technology, entertainment, and design so Cameron is surronded by some very influential people!
Cameron flashed her ID badge as she ducked the camera so we all know who this mysterious and gorgeous lady is.
TED also brings together people who want to change the world so kudos to Cameron!
For awhile now, Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana have been coy about their on-going relationship. While they’ve been promoting the hell out of their new movie together The Words at the Park City, they’ve tried with all their might to avoid being caught together or being asked about the status of their lurve. But perhaps the altitude in Utah is getting to their lovesick hearts because it seems the pair have decided to make their romance VERY public!
Sources at the Sundance Film Festival reveal that Zoe and Brad were seen “kissing in front of the fire and being very affectionate,” confirming that they are “very together.” Another eyewitness caught sight of the couple in an intense conversation, with the “electricity” between them feeling “out of this world”
Wowsa! Sounds very seksi!
We’re glad to hear these two are bringing their love out into the open for everyone to see. Love should be shared, experienced, appreciated … and caught on camera by a paparazzi. Where the hell was a photographer while all this “electricity” was happening!
