Listen To This: Sucking Peen While High On Molly!

The lyrics to We Are Llamas will make you LOL – literally!

Andy Milonakis, Simon Rex and some other dude are Three Loco – and we love them!!!

And on song they have featured our lover Diplo!

It’s silly and super FUN!!!

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Jennifer Aniston’s Stylist Was High When He Gave Her “The Rachel”

File under: Well, that explains EVERYTHING now….

Cross file under: Pretend it’s the 90s again and clutch your pearl to this news.

Aniston and her hairstylist of forever Chris McMillan worked with a company on a new line of stuff for your hair and during a slobbery interview with WWD (via UsWeekly), he said that he was stoned into another dimension when he her the haircut that everyone’s tia had to get in the 90s. Chris was stoned, the scissors were stoned, Aniston was stoned, they were all stoned.

And for the record, McMillan insists he was stoned when he created the oft-copied cut for Aniston in 1994. “I’m 14 years sober, so I feel safe enough to say that,” he said with a grin.

Well, I guess this means that God or Mother Nature or whoever the hell created the long-haired guinea pig was as all hell when they created the long-haired guinea pig, because the long-haired guinea pig worked “The Rachel” long before Aniston did. And next up, I’m going to write about how Keri Russell’s hairstylist was high on heroin when he chopped her hair off.

Here’s Aniston and Chris McMillan at the launch of their new hair stuff in NYC the other day.

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Miley Cyrus Gets HIGH Praise From Snoop Dogg!

Miley Cyrus has a HUGE, new fan on her side!

Snoop Dogg Lion GUSHED over the starlet on the red carpet for the MTV Movie Awards when he was asked about their recent collaboration on his new song, Ashtrays and Heartbreaks!

The legendary rapper said the track means a lot to both of them as they find themselves in new stages of their career, saying:

“We’re both going through transformation, we both love making music and doing what we do and speaking our hearts, and it’s just a great collaboration.”

The song DEFINITELY shows a new direction for as it’s waaaay different from what we’re used to hearing from her!

But the kind words didn’t stop there, as went on to say:

“She’s one of the greatest musicians and personalities of all time.”

WOW!!! Those are some big words coming from the Doggfather! Or is it Lionfather now?? Either way, that’s pretty effing sweet!

Miley continues to show growth as an artist as she is also reportedly hitting the studio with a wide array of artists such as Tyler, The Creator and Pharrell!

We can’t wait to see what she has in store for us next! Hopefully it involves plenty of twerking! LOLz!!

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Rihanna FOUR HOURS LATE To Charity Appearance For High School Students!

Rihanna may be known as the Queen of No F-ckery, but in all honesty, is one situation through which we WISH she had just had more f-cks to give!

It hasn’t been the best of weeks for the pop sensation, whose tour bus was recently busted with weed at the Canadian border a few days back, and now, she’s incurred massive amounts of criticism for apparently leaving 2,500 waiting over for what ended up being only a 16 minute appearance this past Thursday!

And they were her CONTEST WINNERS, no less!

Apparently, Barrington High School in Chicago won a contest sponsored by the singer, which prompted students to produce videos highlighting their charitable work to the tune of her single Diamonds!

The prize, of course, was a special appearance by RiRi herself, but much to the dismay of the countless excited fans crammed into their school’s gymnasium waiting for the singer’s expected arrival of 1pm, she kept them waiting for over FOUR HOURS…and finally rolled in well after 5pm!

Her excuse?

This post on Twitter an hour an a half into the students’ wait-time:

Furthermore, once gurl DID arrive, all she said about the entire ordeal was:

“Thank you guys for coming and waiting.”

And 16 minutes later, she was off to prepare for her show at the United Center!

YEESH! SO unprofessional!

And not only that, these are KIDS who look up to her!

If you don’t want to be a role model, that’s fine, gurl, but then don’t make the effort to reach out to our country’s youth and promote if you can’t even follow through with your end of the deal!

Such a shame.

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High Tech Specs Make Hollywood Debut At Oscars Party!

And we thought the Oscars were all about celebrating last year!

Turns out, there was also a peek into the FUTURE!

Google co-founder Sergey Brin and his wife Anne Wojcicki decided to give the computerized eyewear known as Google Glass a test run as they hobnobbed with ’s elite!

And boy did they get noticed!

The sleek glasses are a prototype of next year’s smart , glasses that come complete with voice command, video recorder, and even heads-up display!

We’re just one step closer to Hollywood science fiction becoming retail reality!

You can get your own glimpse at the future of eyewear …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Pink Gets High

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We’re getting a contact the pleasure that is exuding on the first date of her new tour last night. Some of acrobatic stuff looks intense — hope she doesn’t break a hip!Pink Hits New Heights

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