File this under: Well, that explains EVERYTHING now….
Cross file under: Pretend it’s the 90s again and clutch your pearl to this news.
Jennifer Aniston and her hairstylist of forever Chris McMillan worked with a company on a new line of stuff for your hair and during a slobbery interview with WWD (via UsWeekly), he said that he was stoned into another dimension when he gave her the haircut that everyone’s tia had to get in the 90s. Chris was stoned, the scissors were stoned, Aniston was stoned, they were all stoned.
And for the record, McMillan insists he was stoned when he created the oft-copied Rachel cut for Aniston in 1994. “I’m 14 years sober, so I feel safe enough to say that,” he said with a grin.
Well, I guess this means that God or Mother Nature or whoever the hell created the long-haired guinea pig was high as all hell when they created the long-haired guinea pig, because the long-haired guinea pig worked “The Rachel” long before Aniston did. And next up, I’m going to write about how Keri Russell’s hairstylist was high on heroin when he chopped her hair off.
Here’s Aniston and Chris McMillan at the launch of their new hair stuff in NYC the other day.
Rihanna may be known as the Queen of No F-ckery, but in all honesty, this is one situation through which we WISH she had just had more f-cks to give!
It hasn’t been the best of weeks for the pop sensation, whose tour bus was recently busted with weed at the Canadian border a few days back, and now, she’s incurred massive amounts of criticism for apparently leaving 2,500 highschoolstudents waiting over FOURHOURS for what ended up being only a 16 minute appearance this past Thursday!
And they were her CONTEST WINNERS, no less!
Apparently, Barrington High School in Chicago won a contest sponsored by the singer, which prompted students to produce videos highlighting their charitable work to the tune of her single Diamonds!
The prize, of course, was a special appearance by RiRi herself, but much to the dismay of the countless excited fans crammed into their school’s gymnasium waiting for the singer’s expected arrival of 1pm, she kept them waiting for over FOUR HOURS…and finally rolled in well after 5pm!
This post on Twitter an hour an a half into the students’ wait-time:
Furthermore, once gurl DID arrive, all she said about the entire ordeal was:
“Thank you guys for coming and waiting.”
And 16 minutes later, she was off to prepare for her show at the United Center!
YEESH! SO unprofessional!
And not only that, these are KIDS who look up to her!
If you don’t want to be a role model, that’s fine, gurl, but then don’t make the effort to reach out to our country’s youth and promote charity if you can’t even follow through with your end of the deal!