A funny thing and a shitty thing happened in Beverly Hills today. The funny thing is thatKanye Kardashian smacked his dome right into a sign while walking to a restaurant with Kim Kartrashian. The shitty thing is that the paparazzi didn’t get a shot of the exact moment when the sign bitch smacked him right in the head. What good is the paparazzi when they can’t get a picture that would’ve completed our lives?!! It was their one job and they FAILED us all!!!!!
TMZ does have a video of Kanye right after he left a piece of his ego on that sign and it’s hilarious. Just like a bratty 4-year-old, Kanye throws a melodramatic cunt tantrum and starts yelling at the paps for making him bust his head on that sign. I take back what I said about the paps in the paragraph above. I thank them for making Kanye’s head go BOOM on that sign.
It gets better… Kuntye went full crazy and his Givenchy butt plug probably popped out when he went at another pap a few minutes later:
In Kanye’s defense, if your ass lips were overheating under black leather and you knocked up a Kartrashian, forever bonding you to those whores, you too might be a little extra bitchy. Although, Kanye is ALWAYS a little extra bitchy. And the best part is that Kim is probably the one who called those paps. Good work, Kim!
Yep, that’s right! Our final four ladies are all staying for yet another week!
After Wednesday’s American Idol performance show, placing Angie Miller and Amber Holcomb on top, we weren’t exactly sure who’d be going home this week. But as host Ryan Seacrest announced at the start of last night’s elimination round, there would be “some shocking news that [would] affect the judges and turn the competition upside down.”
He later revealed:
“The person that could be leaving tonight is…no one.”
PHEW! Ryan explained that because of an extra week built into the show’s schedule and the fact that the judges hadn’t used their “save”, the girls would get to compete for another round. Though, last night’s 38 million votes will not be wasted. Instead, they’ll be added to next week’s numbers.
Despite the save, Candice Glover and Amber found themselves in the bottom two much to Kree Harrison’s surprise. Apparently, executive producer Nigel Lythgoe — obviously in the know about the night’s big twist — thought he would mess with Kree, too!
Angie revealed:
“Nigel came up to me and Kree and was like, ‘So, the band knows your ‘save song,’ right?”
YIKES! Kree was so freaked out that she started practicing her farewell song, “singing it out loud” during the commercial break. Poor thing!
What’s more, Candice even got a surprise visit from the one and only Drake! The contestant gushed:
“I could not believe that happened… Like, I think I was too strung out to even cry. I didn’t know what was going on! I was like, ‘what do I do? …He just thanked me for doing his song, and he said I’m doing a really good job and to stay true to who I am. And he said that he really loves me! And that he’s going to watch for me, and that he hopes that I can sing with him on tour one day.”
A better world might not be the only good thing to come from the Supreme court’s marriage equality debates! It looks like the Prop 8 movie is getting the fast track!
Last year, Dustin Lance Black put on a play called 8 in NYC and L.A. — and Rob Reiner, one of the directors, already knew he wanted to take it to the big screen!
Of COURSE there’s going to be a big-screen adaptation, and Black is on track (that rhymes!) to finish up that script as fast as he can! Which makes sense, because the media buzz around the debates has been huge. If you’re going to bank off of it (and inspire everyone while you’re at it), it better be now!
We’re hearing it’s slated to be directed by Reiner, but shooting probably won’t happen until June or July — when the Supreme Court finally rules on the ridiculousness of Prop 8. No word on who will star, but if they take any of the cast members for either city, it’ll be perfect!
A better world might not be the only good thing to come from the Supreme court’s marriage equality debates! It looks like the Prop 8 movie is getting the fasttrack!
Last year, Dustin Lance Black put on a play called 8 in NYC and L.A. — and Rob Reiner, one of the directors, already knew he wanted to take it to the big screen!
Of COURSE there’s going to be a big-screen adaptation, and Black is on track (that rhymes!) to finish up that script as fast as he can! Which makes sense, because the media buzz around the debates has been huge. If you’re going to bank off of it (and inspire everyone while you’re at it), it better be now!
We’re hearing it’s slated to be directed by Reiner, but shooting probably won’t happen until June or July — when the Supreme Court finally rules on the ridiculousness of Prop 8. No word on who will star, but if they take any of the cast members for either city, it’ll be perfect!
She may have switched out her blue suit for some neon yellow and fur, but that didn’t Ke$ha down in the FEROCITY department one bit during last night’s 2013 Kids Choice Awards!
The wacky pop princess took to the USC Galen Center stage last night to show us all just how it’s done, and absolutely DOMINATED a frenetic medley of past and more recent hits, including We R Who We R and C’Mon!
Except perhaps, all the winners who took home orange Nickelodeon blimps last night, a list of whom you can enjoy…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Television:
Favorite TV Show Good Luck Charlie iCarly Victorious – WINNER! Wizards of Waverly Place
Favorite Reality Show America’s Got Talent AmericanIdol The Voice Wipeout – WINNER!
Favorite Cartoon The Fairly OddParents Phineas and Ferb SpongeBob SquarePants – WINNER! Tom and Jerry
Favorite TV Actor Jake T. Austin (Wizards of Waverly Place) Lucas Cruikshank (Marvin Marvin) Ross Lynch (Austin & Ally) – WINNER! Carlos Pena (Big Time Rush)
Favorite TV Actress Miranda Cosgrove (iCarly) Selena Gomez (Wizards of Waverly Place) – WINNER! Victoria Justice (Victorious) Bridgit Mendler (Good Luck Charlie)
Film:
Favorite Movie The Amazing Spider-Man The Avengers Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days The Hunger Games – WINNER!
Favorite Movie Actor Johnny Depp (Dark Shadows) – WINNER! Andrew Garfield (The Amazing Spider-Man) Zachary Gordon (Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days) Will Smith (Men in Black 3)
Favorite Movie Actress Vanessa Hudgens (Journey 2: The Mysterious Island) Scarlett Johansson (The Avengers) Jennifer Lawrence (The Hunger Games) Kristen Stewart (The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2) – WINNER!
Favorite Animated Movie Brave Ice Age: Continental Drift Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted Wreck-It Ralph – WINNER!
Favorite Voice from an Animated Movie Chris Rock (Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted) Adam Sandler (Hotel Transylvania) – WINNER! Ben Stiller (Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted) Taylor Swift (The Lorax)
Favorite Male Buttkicker Robert Downey Jr. (The Avengers) Andrew Garfield (The Amazing Spider-Man) Chris Hemsworth (The Avengers) Dwayne Johnson (Journey 2: The Mysterious Island) – WINNER!
Favorite Female Buttkicker Anne Hathaway (The Dark Knight Rises) Scarlett Johansson (The Avengers) Jennifer Lawrence (The Hunger Games) Kristen Stewart (Snow White and the Huntsman) – WINNER!
Music:
Favorite Music Group Big Time Rush Bon Jovi Maroon 5 One Direction – WINNER!
Favorite Male Singer Justin Bieber – WINNER! Bruno Mars Blake Shelton Usher
Favorite Female Singer Adele Katy Perry – WINNER! P!nk Taylor Swift
Favorite Song ‘Call Me Maybe’ (Carly Rae Jepsen) ‘Gangnam Style’ (Psy) ‘We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together’ (Taylor Swift) ‘What Makes You Beautiful’ (One Direction) – WINNER!
Sports:
Favorite Male Athlete LeBron James – WINNER! Michael Phelps Tim Tebow Shaun White
Favorite Female Athlete Gabrielle Douglas Danica Patrick – WINNER! Serena Williams Venus Williams
Other Categories:
Favorite Villain Reed Alexander (iCarly) Simon Cowell (The X Factor) – WINNER! Tom Hiddleston (The Avengers) Julia Roberts (Mirror Mirror)
Favorite Book Diary of a Wimpy Kid series Harry Potter series The Hunger Games series – WINNER! Magic Tree House series
Favorite Videogame Just Dance 4 – WINNER! Mario Kart 7 Skylanders Giants Wii Sports
Favorite App Angry Birds Fruit Ninja Minecraft Temple Run – WINNER!
