We’re afraid to ask how long this took, because youtuber Inhyeok Yeo literally does every single part of Thriller with his own voice, separately, and then edits it all back together to create a FLAWLESS a capella version of the song we all know and love!
Seriously, we wouldn’t bother you guys with this if it wasn’t totally fab, so it’s worth everybody’s time!
It’s best with headphones, and the lights out. You know, to bet replicate a thriller night! Ha!
Michael Jackson‘s bankrupt dermatologist Dr. Arnie Klein is back in the news and — surprise, surprise — it’s not for rescuing kittens from trees!
No, this maligned man of medicine allegedly imported illicit Botox from a shady foreign supplier!
The FDA is none to happy, too!! In a statement, they said:
“These medications may be counterfeit, contaminated, improperly stored and transported, ineffective, and/or unsafe. Medical practices that purchase and administer illegal and unapproved medications from foreign sources are placing patients at risk.”
We realize there are a plethora of pathetically pouty lips in need of a good plumping, but WHAT were you thinking putting patients at risk?!
Since this is the same dude who borrowed money from Princess Leia and auctioned off celebrities’ used medical supplies, we wonder whether this was another scheme to make quick cash!?
With all the trouble MJ’s doctors constantly find themselves in, we’re amazed the King of Pop lived as long as he did!
Oh, who are we kidding?? Janet is pret-ty well off on her own so a billion dollars will just be another addition to her already incredible wealth.
In fact, Janet’s worth around a hundred and fifty million dollars, but it’s nothing compared to her what her billionaire fianceWissam Al Mana has pocketed.
The two were set to get married on NYE, but their lawyers weren’t able to settle on a prenup agreement in time. Nothing says a lasting marriage like a meeting with your attorneys!
Luckily for Janet, her prince in shining armor has agreed to give her a “kiss-off” of half-a-billion dollars if theydivorce after a maximum of five years. But Janet, Miz Jackson if you’re nasty, is hoping that will never be the case.
A source says:
“Janet will be marrying into the sort of wealth not even her brother Michael managed to amass during his lifetime of success. She’s looking forward to a fairytale life with Wissam.”
And, we want that for her as well. Although, half a billion bucks isn’t a bad way to say goodbye!
Hey, Bad jacket, the Thriller jacket is laughing its ass off at you!
The black buckled jacket worn by the legendary Michael Jackson in his Bad video sold for 0,000 at Julien’s Auctionsthis weekend.
Compared to the .8 million earned by the Thriller jacket when it was auctioned off over a year ago, that’s a bargain basement price!
In addition to the Bad jacket, other Jackson memorabilia – including a white and crystal glove, the red leather jacket he wore in the Beat It video, and the gold embroidered military style jacket he wore on tour — sold for a combined total of more than million.
A portion of the money raised will be donated to Guide Dogs of America and Nathan Adelson Hospice in Las Vegas.
BlanketJacksonwas happily sitting on top of his ivory satin bedspread, combing his ebony unicorn mane with a tortoise comb when his auntie Detective La Toya rudely interrupted his beauty time by dragging him to some stupid event in Beverly Hills last night. The same event that Lindsay Lohan was at. Yeah, Blanket Jackson was not born out of an oyster blessed by Michael Jackson to mingle with common trash like Blohan. Even Detective La Toya’s glowing halo of a face couldn’t melt away Blanket’s mean mug. Blanket Jackson is not here for any of this foolishness.
As Detective La Toya, Prince Michael I, Paris Jackson and model Monica Gabor smiled for the paps, Blanket let it be known that he would rather be playing a game of patty cake with Grandpa Joe than deal with this mess. Maybe Michael Jackson was on to something when he covered up his kids’ faces with those fucked up butterfly masks. Because look at them now, posing at the launch party for some stupid ass energy drink that probably tastes like urethra syrup. How dreadful.
That being said, Blanket Jackson’s “Screw this shit!” face is taking me higher.
And it keeps getting messier. The executors ofMichael Jackson’s Estate and his three kids, Prince, Paris and Blanket all want the court to give Tito’s son and the Hot Slut of my heart, TJ Jackson, temporaryguardianship, because they believe that their aunties and uncles have kidnapped Katherine Jackson. Meanwhile, Katherine Jackson is far from the drama in Arizona and busy worrying about whether or not she’s going to beat Rebbie’s ass in a game of Uno.
TMZ says that 34-year-old TJ Jackson, who is married with two children, is having his lawyers put together the legal documents and he’s expected to file them any day now. Michael Jackson’s Estate and MJ’s kids all want TJ to take over as guardian until all this messy drama gets cleaned up. If it ever will (this is the Jackson family we’re talking about, it never will). All of this went down just hours after Janet Jackson went crazy on Paris Jackson by trying to snatch away her cell phone.
So if the kids want the always gorgeous TJ Jackson to be their guardian, does that mean Tito isn’t in on the kidnapping scheme? Or maybe the kids specifically said they want TJ Jackson’s luscious otter brows to be their guardian, because his eyebrows would probably do the best job and they look pretty maternal. And you might be wondering where Detective La Toya is in all of this. Shhh, don’t say anything, but she’s deep, deep, deep undercover and is creeping through the cobblestone streets to get to the bottom of EVERYTHING. Don’t blow her cover!
UPDATE: Tito Jacksonhas dropped out of Team Take Over MJ’s Estate and is no longer trying to overthrow the executors of MJ’s will. Tito better run, because Janet Jackson isn’t playing anymore and she’s so going to get him for this.