TaylorSwiftdisplayed her hate for all things Justin Bieber when she did the international sign for “EWWW! Bieber cooties!” by sticking her tongue out while watching him kiss on SelenaGomez. Then later on while talking to the press, Taylor continued to display her hate for all things Justin Bieber when she shooed away a question about him. A reporter asked Taylor (at the 0:50 mark) what she thinks about Justin Bieber winning the Milestone Award at such a young age. Taylor kept herself from dry heaving and then asked for another question.
I didn’t think I liked any side of Taylor Swift, but I do like this anti-Bieber side of her. Yes, the crazed Beliebers will soon break out of their playpens at the mental ward and tear Taylor’s scarecrow body apart, but I hope she spits out a whole lot of Beiber hate before that happens.
You know, one of my friends (correction: one my EX-friends) said on IM today that it’s obvious that Taylor is being mean to Justin, because she really wants to scissor with him on her pirate canopy bed. That makes sense since Taylor is forever an 8th grader on the inside and she’s a big meanie to boys she likes. Then this same friend when way too far when he said that if Nick Jr. was ever going to remake Beverly Hills, 90210, Justin should play Dylan, Taylor should play Kelly Taylor and Selena should play Brenda Walsh. I have never blocked a bitch on IM so fast in my life. It’s all fun and games until you compare Selena Gomez to Brenda Walsh. Besides, Justin’s way more of an Emily Valentine than a Dylan McKay.
And somewhere in a music studio right now, Tom Cruise is working on an album of songs in hopes that he wins a Billboard Music Award next year, because those trophies look like alien dicks.
While accepting a fan-voted, made-up award at the BillboardMusicAwards last night,JustinBiebercontinued to jack off his own ego and he told the audience that he should really be taken seriously as an artist. When you have to tell people to take you seriously as an “artist,” you probably shouldn’t be taken seriously as an “artist.” If you tell people to take you seriously as an “artist” while wearing sunglasses indoors and drop crotch leather pants, you definitely should not be taken seriously as anything.
Some hos in the audience agreed and started booing his ass. Surprisingly, the Biebs didn’t puff up his chicken hawk chest and threaten to beat up all those haters as his bodyguard held the waist of his leather diaper pants. The Biebs just kept on spewing some ridiculous shit about how he’s not a gimmick and is a true artist.
“I’m 19 years old. I think I’m doing a pretty good job. And basically, from my heart, I really just want to say, it should really be about the music, it should be about the craft, the craft that I’m making. This is not a gimmick. I’m an artist and I should be taken seriously, and all this other bull should not be spoken of.”
How very Kanye of him.
See, this is what happens when a bunch of grown ups repeatedly kiss the ass of a toddler and never give him some real talk. His ego gets bigger than the oopsie he made in his leather diaper pants and delusion becomes his best friend. The Biebs probably thinks that the money will never stop trickling into his Piggy Bank and he’ll keep wasting money on life-sized Hot Wheel cars until he’s broke and has to do Cash4Gold commercials. Besides fashion tips, has the Biebs learned nothing from MC Hammer?
But the most disturbing part of Justin Bieber’s little speech is that he and Cee-Lo looked like the worst members of the gay leather lovers baseball league.
And now I know what it feels like to actually agree with TaylorSwift. It feels strange and someone might need to hold me.
Taylor Swift was walking backstage at the BillboardMusicAwards last night when she caught her best friend 4eva awkwardly cheek kissing Justin Bieber and her reaction spoke for all of us. Since Taylor was dressed up like a damn figure skater, I give her ICK NAST face all 10s! Sticking your tongue out after watching your friend kiss on her douche ex-boyfriend is totally some junior high school shit, but for once I’m not annoyed by the fact that Taylor is an 8th grade mean girl trapped in the body of a squinting ostrich.
It’s even better in GIF form and this GIF should go under “Taylor Swift’s Greatest Achievement” on her Wikipedia page:
A slow clap and a standing ovation for Tay Tay!
And I made the same exact face when Taylor jumped on stage last night wearing one of Dawn Wiener’s outfits.
The notoriously on-again/off-again couple, who are expected to appear together at tonight’s ceremony – held at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, got a head start on their Sin City trip a night early on Saturday, when they took in the LOVE by Cirque du Soleil performance at the Mirage!
According to eyewitnesses:
“The pair got close and comfortable in their seats while snacking on peanut M&Ms and Mike and Ikes candy. Bieber was sporting a low hat and sunglasses during the show.”
We hope that was to hide the tears he was crying for his monkey OG Mally, who as we all know, officially became a citizen of Germany yesterday!
We kid! We kid!
But we think if this is any indication of the current status of their relationship, we should all be in for a VERY interesting awards show this evening!