The rumor thatKanyeWest is letting Givenchy’s creative director RiccardoTiscipull up his leather kilt at the end of the night has been around for a while now, but I guess when you’re like Kim Kardashian and live in a fart bubble of narcissism, all non-Kardashian news never makes it into your ears. But after Kim wore a Givenchy sofa carcass to the Met Gala, some of her Twitter followers told her about the rumor that Kanye is gargling on the nutsack of the dude who designed her dress.
InTouch (via Radar) says that Kim’s followers told her that Kanye’s apartments in NYC and Paris are really close to Riccardo’s apartments, which totally means that they’re doing it. InTouch’s source says that Kanye does spend a lot of time in Paris with Riccardo, so Kim started freaking out.
“There are some facts Kim can’t deny. Kanye has spent her entire pregnancy living close to Riccardo in the French capital and Riccardo recently purchased an apartment less than half a mile from Kanye’s in NYC’s Soho neighborhood. Kanye is obsessed with Riccardo. They have a very deep bond. They spend a lot of time together at Kanye’s apartment.
Kim freaked out. If it turns out Kanye is involved with Riccardo, she will be utterly embarrassed — more so than she’s ever been in her life.”
Can I get a “BITCH, PLEASE“? If Kim hasn’t been embarrassed by her pimp mom, her plastic face, her fake wedding, her boring sex tape, her clothes and her entire existence, then I doubt this will embarrass her. Utterly. Kim doesn’t care if Kanye fucks men or fucks armadillos as long as he keeps her on the cover of every tabloid.
I just hope that if Kanye is involved with Riccardo that he properly moisturizes and lubes up that dry E.T. finger of his before they get into fingerbanging fun time.
Sure, he might have been good for Kim Kardashian‘s star power in the beginning, but it seems that her family is starting to get their fill.
What? Did he jump on stage with one of them and steal the mic as they were accepting an award?? LOLz!
Well, in this case it’s more about how he’s treating their fellow Kardashian while she’s carrying their bundle of joy.
We all saw the footage of him NOT REALLY helping preggo Kim out of the car in Paris and NOT opening doors for her while they were out shopping, but we weren’t the only ones!
Her family is apparently furious he actually stood there expecting Kim to open doors as a source revealed:
“Like everyone else, Kim’s sisters and mom saw the video of Kanye and Kim in Paris. They were more than a little shocked, to say the least! Kris [Jenner] told a friend she couldn’t believe that Kanye didn’t think it was the right thing for him to do to open the door for a six-month pregnant woman. But Kris has long lamented that it’s always been all about Kanye — and not Kim … [Kim] can’t see it, however, because she’s besotted. She refuses to soak up just how self-absorbed he is, despite everyone telling her just how it is.”
Kim must have missed that whole Taylor Swift thing … and all the millions of spoofs about it.
But that’s not the only issue the family has with Yeezy.
It seems despite his mega fame he could actually be very bad for business as the source added:
“Kris is also concerned about how Kanye acts around the paparazzi. The Kardashians have made their names off the back of being photographed, but Kanye has a real aversion to it … Kris wants Kim and Kayne to be photographed; it’s their gig.”
Uh oh!
We KNOW it’s not good to mess with Kris and her cash cows children’s careers!
But with a baby on board, we think Kim will try to stick this one out.
She doesn’t want another Kris Humphries‘ sitch on her hands!
While it had been rumored Yeezy might be involved in Anchorman: The Legend Continues, we’ve got bonafide proof for you that he’s so totally a part of the funny flick.
And he sure looks intense in it!
Sporting an amazeballs mini afro wig and a hockey stick for fighting, Kanye is bound to be a hit in this role.
At the very least, it looks like he’ll get to take out his paparazzianger on someone else in a safe environment!
And we bet Kim Kardashian is loving him in those tight leather pants.
They totes beat the skirts he’s been wearing lately! LOLz!
In case you haven’t seen the video, Kanye West had a disastrous afternoon yesterday when his head accidentally ran into a sign while he was trying to avoid looking at paps while out having lunch with Kim Kardashian.
Well, things aren’t looking up for ‘Ye as he was justspotted leaving his home in Beverly Hills this morning with one PAINFUL looking bump and cut on his forehead. And, by the looks of the expression on his face, it probably feels as bad as it looks.
While getting drunk with Australian radio hosts Kyle and Jackie Oat a dinner in NYC the other night, Goopy Paltrow continued to whineabout how the Met Gala sucked (translation: if she wanted to be around that much down river trash, she would’ve went to Arby’s), was too crowded (translation: full of Z-list gutter whores) and she also said that they’re all too old to be dressing punk (translation: She knows she looked like a hot pink skid mark and she was jealous of Madge’s old ass). Goopy then told Kyle and Jackie O that the melodramatic tantrum queen that is KanyeWest threw a little hissy fit during his performance, because Kanye is Kanye and his heart will stop beating if he doesn’t act like a twat at least once a day:
“Kanye West was playing and he was all furious and he threw his microphone down and it was all drama. I don’t know why.”
“I don’t know why…” Um, because Kanye is always a glum cunt (copyright: Mad Mel Gibson) and freaks out over everything. He probably yells at his shits when they’re not shaped right. And he yells at his peen when it doesn’t cum while he’s fapping in the mirror. Then when he does cum, he yells at his cum, because if it wasn’t for his cum he would’ve never knocked up a Kartrashian.
If only gravity was random…. If it was, that mic would’ve bounced back up and hit him in the face. It would’ve been yet another point for inanimate objects.
And if you want to hear Goopy talk about her vagina looking like that of an 8-year-old, here’s her full talk with Kyle and Jackie O.
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian were working their way to one of their favorite eateries in Beverly Hills today when something horrible happened!
Kanye was so concerned with keeping his head down and out of the paparazzi’s lenses that he forgot to look where he was walking and BUMPED his his head baldy on a sign!!
Ch-ch-check out the super scary vid for yourself (above)!!
Ugh!! That’ll leave a mark!!
Enraged by his accidental injury, Kanye later emerged from the restaurant minutes and yelled at camera men waiting outside!!
The Louis Vuitton Don must learn more patience when his newborn arrives!!
In the meanwhile, we sincerely hope he didn’t hurt himself!!
