Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are just the latest victims in this whole swatting craze!
Police were called the couple’s home late last night after a 911 call was made from someone pretending to have witnessed an argument in the home, resulting in someone shooting Lamar.
THANKFULLY, the story was false, but unfortunately, the call itself was all too real as the cops raced to their home with guns drawn.
If you remember, this also happened to Kris and Bruce Jenner so looks like someone is targeting the Kardashians.
These pranks are just immature, dangerous, and worst of all, NOT EVEN FUNNY.
We’re just happy that no one was hurt!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
If that headline didn’t make your genitals shrivel up and fall off your body before slithering out the door, then watching this clip from last night’s episode of Kourtney and Kim Taint Miami will.
During last night’s episode of the #1 show in the Ninth Circle, Khloe Kartrashian tells Kim and the slow one that she read that drinking pineapple juice makes your pussy taste sweet, so they put it the test. Dumping an entire Domino sugar factory into Kim’s koochie couldn’t make it sweet, but she goes for it anyway. At around the 32:30 mark in the video above, Kim and Kourtney take turns wiping their chochas on cloth napkins for Khloe to sniff on. Khloe tells the camera, “We’re sisters, if I can’t smell their pusses, what else are we supposed to do?” There’s so many things these bitches can do as sisters. They can throw themselves into oncoming traffic. They can hold hands and jump into an active volcano together. They can feed themselves to wolves. They can do so many things!
After smelling Kim and Kourtney’s pussy fumes, Khloe declares Kim the winner.
A wookie must have a weak sense of smell, because any other person would’ve fallen to the floor, convulsed and started foaming at the mouth once they sniffed Kim’s kunt kreme. The producers of Dirty Jobs wanted Mike Rowe to work as Kim’s gyno for one episode and even he couldn’t say yes to that.
Either this pussy smelling contest was rigged or Bruce Jenner was hiding in the other room and Kim wiped her cloth between his butt cheeks, because you know he smells like a sugar cube dipped in hummingbird juice. I swear, these sucio slags. I kan’t with them.
And here’s KKK’s kreator, Pimp Mama Kris, at the launch of Chunky Rob’s sock line in Las Vegas. I’m surprised Kim and Kourtney didn’t rub their boxes one of Rob’s socks. PMK is slipping, because she definitely missed that product placement opportunity.
Dlisted – Be Very Afraid
Pimp Mama Kris’ mighty pimp hand will be busy slapping Khloe Kardashian up and down the ho stroll today, because her fourth biggest money maker (behind Kanye, Kim and Lamar) has been fired from The X-Factor. The New York Post says that Hazmat has been called to the studio where X-Factor shoots to deodorize the fame whore stench left by a Kartrashian, because she is never coming back into the building again. A source says that Khloe will follow Brit Brit and L.A. Reid out the exit door. Mario Lopez is staying. Hosting coach Marki Costello tells the Post that she’s not surprised that Fox sent Khloe back to the ho stroll:
“I am sure there was a big percentage of Khloe’s fans who followed her to ‘X Factor. But at the end of the day, when she doesn’t know what she is doing, are you helping your show or hurting it? It was really hard for me to watch Mario with her. It made me, as a viewer, almost uncomfortable.”
This isn’t surprising to anybody, because Khloe was about as stiff as the boner Mario Lopez gets when he looks in the mirror, she couldn’t read a teleprompter and her delivery was so plastic and unnatural that she made Kim look like an actual breathing human being who feels real emotions. If they’re keeping Mario, they should’nt even bother replacing Khloe’s ass, because every co-host will be outshined by the most talented and gloriously gorgeous host in the universe: Mario Lopez. The only co-host that can keep up with Mario Lopez is a Mario Lopez hologram. That’s what they should do. They should let Mario co-host with Mario. Yes, Mario won’t be able to control himself and he’ll try to butt fuck his hologram during the live shows, but that will be the most entertaining thing to come out of X-Factor.
And Simon better pour wolf piss all over his backyard, because if he doesn’t, Khloe will gallop down the hill, hop over his fence and come for him.
Dlisted – Be Very Afraid
Khloe Kardashian is one red hot momma!
She couldn’t help but coordinate her entire outfit while catching a Los Angeles Clippers game Wednesday night.
Trying to impress her b-ball player hubby Lamar Odom, KoKo donned a red leather jacket and matched it with bright red lipstick and blood red nails.
We’re sure she stood out enough to help Lamar’s team beat the Dallas Mavericks by 6 points!
Or maybe the Mavericks were just blinded by that big ring of hers!
[Image via London Ent/Splash News.]
Wednesday Addams is that you???
Khloe Kardashian has been trying to have a baby for years, so maybe the news of Kim Kardashian’s fetus made her feel a little sad.
How else do you explain this ensemble that she wore to the Clippers’ game on Sunday in El Lay?
Mrs. Odom wore an all black, long sleeved ensemble, which was fine, but what’s up with her makeup?
Khloe hasn’t taken to tanning quite like her sisters, so why would she choose such a dark purple lipstick? At least her Hermes bag helped make it classier.
What’s worse is her BFF Malika Haqq was sitting right next to her, and could have helped Khloe out before leaving the house or something.
Oh well, at least Lamar and the Clippers won. It must have been an exciting night all around in the household.
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
Two outfits are always better than one!
After getting off to a sparkly start in her sequin mini, Khloe Kardashian changed into another very festive ensemble as she donned a hunter green lace mini dress for the X Factor stage.
The Valentino mini featured long sleeves and a seksi cut-out back, which Mrs. Odom paired with black patent leather Versace booties with gold buckle detail.
She swept her curls up into a cute updo with face-framing tendrils.
Gorgeous and a perfect holiday look!
Which of Khloe’s looks do U like best???
[Image via Frank Micelotta/AP Images.]