Is this chaos finally over?
Police have still not confirmed that the body found in the Big Bear cabin belonged to suspected murderer Christopher Dorner, but there is finally another clue!
According to a private police briefing, a wallet was found in the charred remains of the house- and that wallet contained the California State ID of Christopher Dorner.
Now while this is far from conclusive evidence, the identification of the license at least bolsters the hopes of millions that the murderous rampage is at an end.
Of course, we won’t have a definite answer for hours as a forensic identification must still be made on the body.
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Oh Amanda Bynes.
Just because you jetted off to New York to leave your life on the west coast behind, doesn’t mean you left all your problems!
Amanda’s hearing for her suspended license was slated for yesterday afternoon in El Lay, but the former Nickelodeon starlet was nowhere to be found in court!
Though her attorney still sat in to defend her, the judge had previously made it clear to Amanda that she be present… which she clearly didn’t give a shiz about!
Not too smart, seeing as she would’ve been able to explain herself, had she been there!
While we won’t be hearing about the ruling for this case for another two weeks, Mz. Bynes has ANOTHER court date on Thursday, for her two hit and runs.
However, with this one, she doesn’t need to appear in court since it was only a misdemeanor.
Guess that’s a good thing, seeing as she’s too preoccupied with starting a fashion line in NYC to fly back!
Be careful, Amanda — the law isn’t something you wanna mess with!!!
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Amanda Bynes, seen above wearing her favorite driving mask, reportedly had her drivers license suspended by the DMV a few days ago, because she’s been charged with two hit-and-runs and because cross-eyed toddlers with bear claws (the morning time pastry, not the claws of a bear) for hands drive their Big Wheels better than she drives an actual car. The streets of L.A. are messy enough and the LAPD already have Lindsay Lohan, Justin Bieber, my mom’s neighbor lady who hits a parked car at least once a month and three out of 5 L.A. drivers to worry about. They don’t need to deal with Amanda’s bumper car foolery too.
If you think that Amanda couldn’t possibly be that much of a dumb dumb to drive on a suspended license, then you’re doing something Amanda never does: THINK. TMZ has a video of the cops talking to Amanda after pulling her over for driving in the night time without her lights on. “Driving in the night time without her lights on” is probably what Amanda’s therapist wrote in her file to describe her being extra slow in the brains.
While talking to Amanda, the cops never looked up to see the street lined with signs with Amanda’s mug shot over the words “WARNING: IF YOU SEE THIS DUMBASS, PULL OVER AND PRAY FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY.” TMZ thinks that the cops never ran her license, because if they did they’d see it was suspended. TMZ also says that there’s a sliver of a chance Amanda’s license is no longer suspended, but the chances of that being true are about as slim as the chances of her brain making a smart thought. The cops just let Amanda go with a warning.
Here’s a warning to all L.A. drivers: YOU’RE ALL DOOMED!
Either Amanda is seriously kinky and has some kind of fetish, or she’s realized that the only way she can get on TV again is if she gets arrested and makes an appearance on TLC’s Cell Block 6. And the cops are keeping Amanda from her dream by not arresting her. Come on, LAPD, make that ho’s dreams come true by putting her in cuffs!
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Dlisted – Be Very Afraid
Don’t hit and run, folks!
Cuz honestly, getting your driver’s license taken away would be the LEAST of your worries!!
But Amanda Bynes knows that, unfortunately…
After earning herself two misdemeanor charges for her recent car chaos, the Los Angeles Times discovered Miz Bynes’ license had been SUSPENDED!
…this according to the records of the California DMV.
She’ll find out whether or not she goes to jail on September 27th.
But hey, even if she does, jail is wayyy better than the car crash alternative — the hospital… or putting someone else in there!
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Burberry is officially going out on their own!
Last week, the luxury brand was still in talks with Inter Parfums Inc. concerning whether or not they would buy back their fragrance and beauty license.
And now, Burberry has put an end to the chatter, and will purchase their rights at the end of this year for 0.8 million.
Unfortunately for Inter Parfums Inc., the British fashion house’s fragrance business makes up about 50 percent of the company’s revenue.
But Inter Parfums is trying to stay calm, and said they have a “high effective business model,” and still has other fashion brands under their belt such as: Lanvin, Van Cleef & Arpels, Paul Smith, Brooks Brothers, Nine West, Jimmy Choo, Montblanc, Boucheron and Gap.
The firm added:
“We will also benefit from substantial resources to potentially acquire one or more brands, either on a proprietary basis or as a licensee.”
Chairman and chief executive officer of Inter Parfums, Jean Madar, also put his two cents in:
“Based on current growth rates for all of our portfolio’s brands, our preliminary full-year sales target for 2013 may reach approximately 0 million at current exchange rates.”
Following Madar, the executive vice president and chief financial officer, Russell Greenberg said:
“This new situation will allow us to strengthen investments supporting all of our portfolio’s brands to accelerate their development while maintaining an operating margin of more than 10 percent. Opportunities for external growth will be examined without urgency, with the priority of maintaining the quality and homogeneous nature of our portfolio.”
Doesn’t it sound like the company is trying to sugarcoat their loss?!?
We know one thing’s for sure, losing 50 percent of revenue isn’t something that anyone can easily bounce back from, so we really hope the corporation does indeed have some new deals on lock.
As for Burberry, they’re not trippin’ because their fragrance department only makes up 2 percent of their monies.
The label definitely got the better end of the deal!
[Image courtesy of Burberry.]
Conrad Murray is currently serving a four year manslaughter sentence but he won’t be practicing medicine in or OUT of jail.
The Texas Medical Board has suspended Murray’s license, three years after Michael Jackson‘s death.
The board took their time making the decision because the former doctor isn’t a threat to patients…as he’s in jail.
Murray is still trying to appeal his conviction.
Good luck finding any work in the future, though.
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