To sort of quote Reese Witherspoon in this dashboard cam video from the night she was arrested for being a drunken, annoying twat, “This is beyond BEYOND….HILARIOUS!”
The footage from the dashboard cab of Reese and her husband Jim Toth getting arrested magically landed in TMZ’s lap and they posted three videos of her shouting out priceless lines like, “I am an American citzen!” and “You’re about to find out who I am!” THIS TRASHY BITCH pulling rank! Who the hell does she think she is? Randy from South Park?
The cherry on top of this drunken, red wine-infused sundae is Jim, standing there all quiet-like, wishing he had the power to disappear. Then Jim delivers the real punchline: “I had nothing to do with that.”
These two drunk messes should take their act on the road. Only neither of them should drive. Jim seems like the type who speaks a maximum of 20 words a day and he uses seven words daily to say “I had nothing to do with that” to everybody that Reese is bitchy to.
And here’s Reese telling the cop that she needs to use the bathroom, because she’s knocked up. I guess we now know that when Laura Jeanne Poon gets drunk, her twang comes out.
And finally, here’s Jim trying to blow blow blow blow blow blow for the cop.
If Reese and Jim would’ve put their heads together and blown blown blown blown blown the cop, they wouldn’t be in this mess in the first place.
Jim pleaded guilty to DUI today and Reese pleaded no contest. Jim won’t go to jail, but he will have to perform 40 hours of community service. Reese has to pay a 3 fine and that’s it. I was going to say that now that night is behind them, but that’s not completely true, because these beautiful videos will live on forever and beyond.
New Yorkers never know what they’re gonna get when they take the subway, and riders got a little more than they bargained for when they found themselves in the middle of a surpriseMichael Bublé show!
The canadian singer swung by the subway stop and did a very special a cappella version of his song Who’s Lovin’ You with a little help fromNaturally 7, and as you might have already guessed it’s AH-mazing!!!
Ch-ch-check out the awesome performance (above)!
Even with his international tour just around the corner, Michael says he couldn’t WAIT to put on his secret show:
“Out of everything I’m gonna do with Europe and America, this was the thing I was most excited about.”
He went on to say:
“Singing in the New York subway is something that’s been done for years and years and years, and I feel like it’s the most authentic and organic way to make music. You see some of the greatest musicians in the world come down here and play.”
Looks like music lovers should be spending a little more time in the New York subways, eh! LOLz!