Those of us who regularly fill ourselves up with the good shit smoke should be disappointed in ourselves for not coming up with this first. From the brilliant mind Ryan McHenry comes these Vines of RyanGosling refusing to eat cereal. I just…. I don’t even know what to say…. I’m so glad people have time for shit like this. There’s a lot more after the cut. These are best viewed after you’ve smoked a bowl or twenty. Actually, don’t do that, because then you might get the urge to try to eat that spoonful of Corn Pops. GO!
In this promo clip for that movie that’s like Drive in Thailand but without a car, the director Nicolas Winding Refn tells RyanGoslingthat violence is like sex, because it’s all about the build-up. For me, sex is like violence, because at the end of it one of us is crying, complaining about a burning sensation and needing a lukewarm shower, and usually it’s not me.
Since Ryan Gosling is Ryan Gosling, he responds by flirting with the camera while subtly flexing. Dude is always turning on the smolder. And there’s probably tiny, little video cameras running around Thailand, crying for their daddy, because Ryan Gosling definitely knocked that Sony up.
And you probably came (pause) for the Gosling, but stay for Nicolas’ weird ass picnic blanket skirt thing.