There’s NO SEX In The Censored Vietnamese Version Of 50 Shades Of Grey!

What is a rose without its scent? What is a shark with no teeth? What is Fifty Shades of Grey without the sex??

We don’t know, and we’re not sure we want to.

Removing all of the sex scenes Fifty of might seem like blasphemy, but that’s what the did! For a movie that’s mostly sex, that’s a pretty big chunk of film.

Apparently, over 20 minutes of material was removed the movie, making its ending super confusing.

Xuan Thao, who saw the censored version, said:

“It’s totally ridiculous. This version is rated 16+, but it doesn’t need an age restriction; a 5-year-old could watch it. Even the trailer was sexier. They’d have been better banning it altogether.”

Yeah, that pretty much hits the nail on the head.

Cutting the sex from Fifty Shades is like cutting the dinosaurs from Jurassic Park. It’d look like a movie about an island theme park that has a power failure that makes everyone panic so much people start dying.

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While Vietnam could’ve banned the movie like India, Indonesia, Cambodia or Malaysia, they didn’t and so their people at least got to see them some shirtless Jamie Dornan.

We think that’s a fiiiine consolation prize! LOLz!

[Image via Universal Pictures.]

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Woman Caught Masturbating During 50 Shades Of Grey & The Cops Give Her EXACTLY What She Wanted

We should all be so lucky when getting arrested. LOLz!

A in Sinaloa, western Mexico was enjoying Fifty Shades of Grey a little bit too much in the theater. While the film was playing, the 33-year-old was playing with herself in the 12th row.

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Then, instead of depriving her of any roughness, the decided to arrest her for masturbation, and cuff her, nearly completing the fantasy she was trying to live out anyway!

So, some might say this law breaker had a happy ending!

The biggest mystery, of course, is how she was caught masturbating over the sound of everyone else masturbating — it was a showing of Fifty , after all! HA!

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Malin Akerman Shares A 50 Shades Of Grey Throwback Featuring A Very Naked Jamie Dornan!

Whoa, there’s almost as much Jamie Dornan in this photo as you’d see in Fifty Shades of Grey!

Akerman shared a pic of herself and in an Abercrombie & Fitch ad circa 2002…

And well, it looks like Mr. Grey will see you now, because you can almost see all of him.

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Along with this photo, Malin shared this HIGHlarious caption:

“#tbt to the naked cover of Abercrombie circa 2002 (?) w none other than Mr Grey himself @jamiedornan #50shadesofgrey #nakedisthebestwaytosellclothes ?!”

It’s also a pretty point. How is not wearing clothes the best way to sell clothes?

[Image via Instagram.]

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EXCLUSIVE! Ashley Greene Dishes On Whether She’s Going To See The Twilight-Based 50 Shades Of Grey! Plus, What Is She Rooting For At The Oscars?!

Ashley Greene is living up to her last name for the sake of the environment!

In this EXCLUSIVE clip, we chatted with the beautiful 27-year-old at Global Green USA’s 12th Annual Pre-Oscar Party — which had a very appropriate green carpet!

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Given that it’s awards season, we dished with the actress on what film she is for to win gold at the Oscars!

Also, considering her breakout performance was in Twilight, we to know her thoughts on Fifty Shades Of Grey, which is based off fan fiction of Stephanie Meyer‘s hit series!

Will she see the steamy flick?!

To hear the answers to all of these questions and more, ch-ch-check out the clip (above)!

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OMG, The Straight-To-DVD 50 Shades Knockoff Stars A Very Naked Buffy The Vampire Slayer Alum!

This just became a must-see!

If Fifty Shades of Grey wasn’t enough for you — or you just can’t wait until it comes out on home video — we have something that might tickle your fancy!

And that isn’t a euphemism!

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The Asylum, known for creature features like Sharknado and blockbuster knockoffs like Transmorphers, are at it again!

And this time, they are taking on the biggest hit of 2015 with their 50 -inspired Bound.

The best part is, the film The Charisma Carpenter as a introduced to BDSM by a dominant new luvvah!

And Daniel Baldwin as her cutthroat boss? This movie looks INSANE!

See the steamy trailer for Bound (below)!

[Image via The Asylum.]

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50 Shades Of Grey Was Viewable From The Highway Outside One Drive-In Theater!

This probably spiced up some people’s morning commutes!

While 50 Shades of Grey is busy breaking box office records, it’s also making news in a rather random way.

That’s because one drive-in in Sacramento, Cali. accidentally screened the sexy movie over President’s Weekend where everyone on the could see!

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Apparently, the WestWind All Digital Drive-In Theater‘s screens were so prominent, that people driving down Highway 50 could see what Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan were doing!

We seriously can’t make this stuff up!!!

Luckily, the speed limit of 70mph made it hard for any drivers to actually get a good enough glimpse to see anything too scandalous.. But it’s still probably best that the rated R movie be out of view any younger passengers traveling down the coast!

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