Kelly Ripa disappointed a LOT of people this week as it was revealed she hasn’t seen or spoken to Regis Philbin since he left the show they did together for 11 years.
That’s a long time to have one of the most hilarious and connected banters on television just to give it all up!
It turns out that not only are people NOT very happy that she hasn’t spoken with Reeg, but they’re also upset that she said anything in the first place! That’s right, insiders at the show say she shouldn’t have said anything at all, venting:
“Kelly should have probably kept her mouth shut about not speaking to Regis since he left the show. He’s still so beloved and missed – her comment makes it seem that all those years their relationship was just an act.”
While we wouldn’t ever want her to lie about something like that, it does still hurt us! It DID seem like all those years were just an act!
Maybe he did something to wrong her??
Give us the 4-1-1, Kelly!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
Have you guys been watching the Today show lately? Because it has actually been pretty
It might have something to do with Hoda Kotb, who is temporarily filling in for Savannah Guthrie and has somehow done the impossible and made Matt Lauer likable-ish!
So naturally we have to ask, is she the answer to all of the Today show’s problems?
According to an insider at the show, Hoda is ADORED by the crew and her chemistry with the controversial anchor reminds them of the golden days when Katie Couric was still around:
“Hoda and Matt have a similar rapport and have been friends for many years. Hoda can do the hard hitting interviews and then transition easily into a cooking segment, and she just doesn’t take herself all that seriously. Viewers respond very well to that. Hoda absolutely wanted Ann’s job, but NBC News president Steve Capus believed that Savannah Guthrie would be a better fit.”
So did she end up being the better fit?
Based on what we’ve seen in the ratings, we’d have to say DEFINITELY not!
But the source says Savannah’s job is safe for now, and we probably should expect a shake-up anytime soon:
“There are no plans to replace Savannah with Hoda. She is doing a good job and growing in the position. It would just be to much drama to make such another drastic change in such a short time. Matt would be demonized all over again.”
Really?? We thought drama was the Today show’s middle name! Ha!
And with all of the negative vibes coming from Matt already, it’s hard to believe it could get any worse!
At this point, we think they should at least be CONSIDERING anything that might put the show back on top!
[Image via Andres Otero/WENN.]
Yesterday wasn’t a good day for chichis. First, the season premiere of Mad Men barely had any Joan and her magnificent chichis in it and now this! It’s probably hard to read these words when a thick layer of vomit is covering your eyeballs, but you should try so at least you know why you’re going to be temporarily blind today. Here’s Dog the Bounty Hunter covering his deep fried salmon meatball face with Beth Chapman’s two ton titties at the Academy of Country Music Awards in Las Vegas yesterday. This is making my Monday hangover feel hungover.
I really don’t know which part is harder on my eyes, stomach and sensitive areas? Is it Dog’s bald spot which sort of looks like a hairy nutsack? Is it the way he’s smearing his nostril grease all over her chest? Or is it the fact that I now know what it looks like when he tosses Beth’s salad since her suffocating chichis resemble a giant ass? It’s all of the above! It’s everything. Even Beth’s elegant eyebrow jooree and her stunning lip liner can’t erase the gross from this picture.
In case you want to barf more through your eyes, here’s more pictures of Beth and Dog making sweet jerky-on-ham love at the ACM Awards. Because you might need to rinse your retinas out with something less disgusting, I also threw in some pictures of Faith Hill, Tim McGraw, Keith Urban, Carrie Underwears, Shania Twain, Sheryl Crow, Big Bird’s carcass and Swifty.
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Miley Cyrus has a not-so-secret admirer! And, no, it’s not Liam Hemsworth!
Rapper Waka Flocka has openly admitted his “real slick crush” on Mrs. Hemsworth to-be, and it turns out he even got to attend one of her parties! He revealed:
“I’m not going to lie, I bummed a guest seat from Russell Simmons to go to her party… I got like a real slick crush on her. I went to the party, she didn’t even know it. I walked right by here, she didn’t even know it. As soon as she walked in the door I walked right f**king by her, she didn’t even know. I didn’t say s**t. I haven’t met her in real life. I will introduce myself.”
Not only does Waka have romantic feelings for Miley, but has hopes of making sweet, sweet music with her:
“I want to get a record with her. I got a sick, sick, sick record. Let me see if I got it. I got something I’d like to write for her, give her a feel for it just to write. [Plays song] I already got my verse for it, I created the song, it’s called “Shots.” I got to pitch it, damn she might want to do it for her album! That’d be awesome. I’m going to do a record with her guaranteed. We’re gonna take steps.”
As for his thoughts on Miley’s unicorn-onesie twerk video?? He said:
“Man, that sh*t is so sexy… It’s like, it’s not slutty, it’s not raunchy. Her body is fully covered, that’s what made it so sexy. Like what the f**k is behind the bunny suit? [Interviewer clarifies that Miley said it’s a unicorn suit] Unicorn suit! What the f**k is behind the unicorn suit? You know what I’m saying? It’s just cute.”
Unfortunately for Waka, Miley’s main squeeze, Liam, has taken up residence in her heart. But when told about the infamous Miam relationship, it seems Waka was caught a bit off guard:
“Oh. Man. I didn’t even know that.”
Well, given Miley and Liam’s rocky few weeks, it’s good to know the girl has options!
[Image via FayesVision/Ivan Nikolov/WENN.]
Eva Mendes did an interview with New York Magazine (via E!) to promote that movie she did with Ryan Gosling called Place Beyond the Pines and she didn’t really want to talk about anything. If I was interviewing Eva, I’d ask her to show me with her hands how big Ryan’s dick is and then I’d ask her if he giggles when she tickles his taint. You know, basic questions. But I’d be wasting my breath and mouth muscles, because she wouldn’t answer any of those question. New York Magazine asked her some simple shit and she put on an “OHMYGODIMSOPRIVATE!” act.
They asked her where she met Ryan Gosling and she said, “That’s where I start to shut down. Because it gets into personal territory that I don’t feel comfortable talking about. So sorry.”
They asked her about her role in the movie and she said, “I don’t want to disclose anything because I feel like there are no more surprises anymore, whether it’s in film, about the ending of a story, or what a character looks like—by the time we see the movie, we’ve seen paparazzi shots of the actor wearing the wig. Where’s the mystery? Where’d it go? I want it back.”
They asked her if she wants to make tiny Goslings with Ryan Gosling and she said, “I’m so out of here. You know the cartoon where the steam comes out and it says, ‘Boop-bee-boop. System down’?”
They finally asked her why is she wasting their fucking time when they could be at home fapping while eating Thin Mints instead of rolling their eyes every time she refused to answer their question. No, they didn’t ask that, but they should’ve.
But Eva did want to talk about her dog’s privacy. Eva wishes that tabloids and blogs would blur out her dog’s face the way British tabloids blur out the faces of children in paparazzi pictures. Eva said:
“I’ll go somewhere and they’ll be like, ‘Hey, Hugo!’ and I’m like, ‘How do you know Hugo’s name?’ That’s so creepy!”
Oh, please. She’s just mad, because they knew her dog’s name and didn’t know hers. Hugo is way more famous than she is (which is how it should be). Did Eva even ask Hugo what he wants? Maybe he’s a fame whore and loves the attention? Just look at that picture. She’s the one throwing her hands up all dramatic like she’s Norma Desmond and Hugo’s just chilling there. But you know, if we had to blur out the faces of canine creatures who lick their own butts, then that means we’d have to blur out the faces of every Kardashian. Maybe that crazy bitch Eva Mendes is on to something after all.
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