Snakeskinpumps are lookingevenhotter when punched up in bright colors for spring. (clockwise from top left: Proenza Schouler, Casadei, Topshop, Stella McCartney).
After the teaser for The Vintage Frames Co. with Amber Rose left us a little confused, we’re glad that this ad is MUCH more straightforward and simplistic!
Check out part one of the sultry The TrouserSnake Project campaign (above)!!!
These French-made vintage frames were conceptualized in part by Mz. AmberRose, who helped with the colors of the python and visual aesthetic of them!
Amber Rose and The Vintage Frames Co. have made sweet love and birthed a trousersnake. Or something like that.
This video is an advertisement for Vintage Frames, but we’re not really sure what it has to do with trouser snakes (a trouser snake is a penis, fyi).
Apart from Miss Rose making a snake movement with her hand and shimmying her hips in a snake-like fashion, everything else in the ad just seems to say: Meet Amber Rose. She enjoys trekking through jungle terrain and gambling in dark, cramped spaces. Also, SHE’s HOT, just incase the one song lyric doesn’t tip you off.
While the frames are actually pretty sweet, this advertisement doesn’t really do them justice, as we are too distracted and confused by everything else.
Nice effort guys, we’re sure you’ll come up with something better next time!
If that isn’t a “this is not what I was talking about when I asked your girl ass to grow a vanillasnake already” look from Selena Gomez, then I don’t know what is.
At lastnight’s first annual The Spawn of Beyonce and Jay-Z Birth Announcement Ceremony, Justin Bieber couldn’t make it so Rachel Maddow graciously came in his place and brought along the newest fashion accessory for kindergarten power lezzies: a snake named Johnson. Really, The Lesbeaver named his snake Johnson and brought it out for everybody to pet. This is why most little ass children shouldn’t go through puberty under the spotlight, because they do stupid shit like this thinking it’s cute. Usher, come and get your daughter! That poor snake is probably trying to figure out how to make a noose out of its tail so it can end this foolery.
Besides, Baby Sandy Duncan isn’t butching up his look by carrying around a snake. He can fart out snakes, snails and puppy dog tails all he wants, but we all know he’s really made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Nice try, Lesbeaver!