Or, totally expected, depending on how you feel about cops when they’re doing routine traffic stops and there’s a pretty (and famous!) lady in the driver’s seat!
Carmen Electra may or may not have been (okay she admits it) speeding a little bit when she got pulledover by a cop, who then proceeded to get her to take a picture (above) with his motorcycle. We have no idea if she was cited or not, but we’re going to go ahead and guess that no, she wasn’t!
She tweeted this along with the pic:
‘Got pulled over for slightly speeding and this happened…’
It’s pretty interesting that she asked who we assume is the cop to take the pic with HER phone — unless she had him text it to her to post, which would be even weirder! What wouldRyan Lochte think??
Seems like cops shouldn’t be doing stuff like this on the job, but hey, at least Carmen might’ve gotten a free pass!
BrandiGlanvillewas seven layers of tanked on Watch What Happens Live last night and when she’s drunk, the foolery just flows out of her mouth. Andy Cohen asked Brandi if her arch rival LeAnn Rimes read her book and she wouldn’t say anything bad about the Falkor of Texas. Brandi shoved talk of LeAnn Rimes to the side and went after ChelseaHandler instead. Chelsea was on WWHL last week and during the after-show she talked shit about all of the Housewives. Brandi had a message for her Chelsea:
“Like Chelsea Handler was here. She sucked on your show. She was horrible. She wasn’t funny, it was completely awkward. I saw the after-show where she was putting down the Housewives. Chelsea, suck it. We know each other… We have the same gaygent and I made out with her lesbian and her assistant and her brother, so she hates me.”
Her lesbian? Does that mean Chelsea owns a lesbian? But whatever, who hasn’t Brandi made out with? I’m sure 90% of the tongues in the L.A. area have had Brandi Glanville DNA on them at one point or another. Shit, 90% of everything in the L.A. area has been touched by Brandi Glanville DNA at one point or another. If light poles could talk, I’m sure one would tell me that Brandi is all tongue when she makes out. And it makes sense that Brandi hates Chelsea and vice versa. They’re both proud drunks, they’re both proud sluts and they’re both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world’s supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves.
“Lindsay Lohan is psychotic” replaced “water is wet” as the #1 DUH statement of our time and Samantha Ronson’s British socialite of a motherAnn Dexter-Jones wanted to remind us all of this.
The sloppy mash-up of Sarah Jessica Parker and Janice the Muppet tellsThe Daily Mail all about the night that she finally realized that LiLo and SamRo were about as good for each other as masturbating with a circumcised tree branch is for your coochie. Ann says that the year was 2008 and they were all at the opening of The Atlantis in Dubai when she shook her head as LiLo banged her fists on a thick carpet and no that isn’t a euphemism for pussy bumpin’. Ann watched LiLo throw a toddler-style tantrum on the floor and the next day she let her daughter and that crazy crackie bitch know that she wasn’t going to bless their lezzie version of Sid & Nancy anymore and her house was now a Lohan-free zone.
“Suddenly, without any warning, Lindsay flung herself on to the thick carpet and started to roll around screaming like a child. It seemed she was upset that people, including Samantha, were not paying her enough attention. To my mind, it was classic psychotic behavior. I took Lindsay aside and told her not to make a spectacle of herself. She was clearly out of control and spoiling for a fight.
I know stuff, but I don’t want to go into it. I just knew that it was not a good place for my child to be, but sometimes a parent’s objection only makes it more exciting. When I saw for myself just how volatile Lohan was, I realised that the relationship was not healthy. The morning after her tantrum – and believe me, that was not the worst of it – I told them both that I could no longer support them as a couple, that I no longer approved of them being together and that Lindsay was no longer welcome in my home.”
This finally explains that picture. Ann Dexter-Jones isn’t screaming, because she’s so excited that someone is actually taking her picture. Ann Dexter-Jones is screaming, because just standing next to LiLo is painful and she wants to butt fuck her with that pack of Reds. Ann banishing a Lohan from her life was a good move for her family, just like bringing up her daughter’s old relationship to sell her stupid jewelry collection is a good move for her family.
This is the perfect time to remember the good old days when LiLo was giving us the low-budget version of Sharon Stone in Casino:
But he IS apparently going to blow everyone’s brainzzzz with a “surprising” performance!
Recording Academy President/CEO Neil Portnow recently said of JT’s HIGHLY anticipated return to the Grammys stage:
“[It will be a] bit of a surprise. It will be worth watching and with the Grammys you always have the potential of seeing something first that you can’t see anywhere else. And that’s right in his wheelhouse.”
Well, that DEFINITELY-maybe means that Jay-Z will join Justin on stage for their fashionable duet, and PERHAPS JT will regale the audience with new tunes off of his upcoming albumThe 20/20 Experience like he did during his pre-Super Bowl show…
We’re just souped as tomatoes to see Justin back in the musical spotlight RIGHT where he belongs!
On one of the episodes of The Real Plastic Brains of Beverly Hills, BrandiGlanvillebecame the #1 enemy of the Maloofs when she spilled a secret about their lives.AdrienneMaloof threatened Brandi with a lawsuit and also threatened Bravo with a lawsuit, so the “scandalous secret” was bleeped from the episode. My guess was that Brandi told everyone that Adrienne is the Beast from Beauty and the Beast and that dum-dum Belle never kissed him in time to break the curse, so he made the best out of his look by getting a whole lot of plastic surgery to become the feline beauty he is today. But I was wrong.
Shortly after that episode air, there was a rumor that Brandi told the other ghouls that Adrienne used a surrogate to have her kids, because she didn’t want to mess up her body. UsWeekly repeated that rumor last week. Adrienne wasn’t ready to talk about it, but then Life & Style waved a check at her and suddenly she was ready! Adrienne says that her and her now estranged husband Paul did use a surrogate to have their twin boys, but she didn’t use one because she didn’t want to get fat. They used a surrogate because she had a lot of complications when she was pregnant with her fist kid. Adrienne was waiting until her twins were older to tell them that they didn’t bake in her uterus, but Brandi took that away from her!!!!!!!!!
“I would think Brandi, being a single mother, would have a heart and understand my feelings, where I’m coming from. Brandi took away something so precious from our family. Brandi did destroy our family. Right now I’m really hurt and upset, especially because I’ve stuck up for Brandi as a mother in the past.”
When Life & Style asked Brandi for a response, she just shrugged and said that everybody knew about it, but Adrienne always lied and said that she’s the one who carried her twins.
So the huge slanderous scandal is that Adrienne used a surrogate? The hell kind of scandal is that? Even if Adrienne used a surrogate because she didn’t want to get fat, who cares? It’s not a big deal and it’s not bleep-worthy. Besides, I really thought most rich ass women in Beverly Hills used surrogates. You know, I thought they all had a room in their 50,000 square foot mansions that housed a surrogate carrying their baby, a Petri growing their next face and a lab rat with their new labia on its back.