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We’ve got a wacky story for you.
Working at a chocolate factory sounds amazeballs, right?
Well even the world’s second greatest occupation — number one is quality control at a brothel — occasionally leads to workplace stabbings!!
A Cambodian worker at TCHO Chocolate Factory stabbed his colleague with box cutters.
We hated Tim Burton/John August’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory remake TOO, but that’s no reason to resort to violence!!
One SFO police officer described Tuesday’s unprovoked attack best. He said:
“He started cutting the victim for no apparent reason.”
After which, the suspect fled the crime scene with weapon in hand. Eventually the police put a bullet in his chest.
Come on, guy!
Even if you work next to Veruca Salt on an assembly line, stabbing a coworkers is NEVER cool!!
[Image via Paramount.]
Obviously, what really caused 23 year old Christian Falero to terrorize his apartment building, stabbing four people at random, killing one, while naked, is that he’s mentally unstable.
But what set off that attack based on his mental instability was the earthquake, says witnesses:
“He was reacting to the earthquake. He started shouting, ‘The world is going to end! The world is going to end! I don’t want to die!’” said Edwin Rivera, 62, whose 84-year-old mother Isabel was stabbed eight times by the psycho.
Falero suffered from mental illness and was a known drug user.
This story is just so bizarre, and so sad.
We feel terrible for those victims and those close to them, and we hope the ones who survived can heal quickly.
[Image via AP Images.]