Producers of Broadway’s Breakfast at Tiffany’s announced that the production, starring Game of Thrones’ Emilia Clarke as Holly Golightly, will be closing on Sunday, April 21st.
The production opened on March 20th and was welcomed with fairly negative reviews. After only 17 preview performances and 38 general, it seems the play couldn’t turn ticket sales around.
This is SO disappointing. Ever the fan of Khaleesi, we really wanted this British beauty to remain on US soil for just a bit longer.
No matter. She may not have had her dragons to help her on the Broadway stage, but she’s still the Queen of our HBO hearts.
Well there goes the ratings for the Grammys on Sunday night, because who wants to see a 3 hour show that doesn’t have close ups of side titty, female nipples, shaved labia and ass crack? CBS’ Standard and Practice Department (aka a bunch of prudish fun haters who probably shower with the lights off and only do sex missionary style through a hole in the bed sheet) sent an e-mail to the Grammy producers letting them know that at Sunday night’s ceremony, they don’t want to see any side tit action (Rick Ross just canceled his RSVP) and “puffy” parts on the crotch area (Taylor Swift just threw out the crotchless leggings she planned to wear).
Deadline (via Vulture) posted the email from CBS that reads like something your grandma would send your slut ass days before Thanksgiving dinner at her house:
Date: February 5, 2013, 10:39:56 PM EST Subject: 55th GRAMMYS: Standard And Practice Wardrobe Advisory
-kindly confirm receipt of s&p standards-
***GRAMMYS 2013***
CBS Program Practices advises that all talent appearing on camera please adhere to Network policy concerning wardrobe.
Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure. Please avoid commercial identification of actual brand name products on T-shirts. Foreign language on wardrobe will need to be cleared. OBSCENITY OR PARTIALLY SEEN OBSCENITY ON WARDROBE IS UNACCEPTABLE FOR BROADCAST. This as well, pertains to audience members that appear on camera. Finally, The Network requests that any organized cause visibly spelled out on talent’s wardrobe be avoided. This would include lapel pins or any other form of accessory.
I hope that every ho going to the Grammys proudly shows up with nipples out, a flashing ass crack and fully visible twat lips, because this is a travesty! I mean, are they going to put a giant censor box over Cee Lo Green, because he shows fleshy under curves, female breasts and visible puffiness on his genital region when he’s fully dressed. Fuck them!
Well there goes the ratings for the Grammys on Sunday night, because who wants to see a 3 hour show that doesn’t have close ups of side titty, female nipples, shaved labia and ass crack? CBS’ Standard and Practice Department (aka a bunch of prudish fun haters who probably shower with the lights off and only do sex missionary style through a hole in the bed sheet) sent an e-mail to the Grammy producers letting them know that at Sunday night’s ceremony, they don’t want to see any side tit action (Rick Ross just canceled his RSVP) and “puffy” parts on the crotch area (Taylor Swift just threw out the crotchless leggings she planned to wear).
Deadline (via Vulture) posted the email from CBS that reads like something your grandma would send your slut ass days before Thanksgiving dinner at her house:
Date: February 5, 2013, 10:39:56 PM EST Subject: 55th GRAMMYS: Standard And Practice Wardrobe Advisory
-kindly confirm receipt of s&p standards-
***GRAMMYS 2013***
CBS Program Practices advises that all talent appearing on camera please adhere to Network policy concerning wardrobe.
Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure. Please avoid commercial identification of actual brand name products on T-shirts. Foreign language on wardrobe will need to be cleared. OBSCENITY OR PARTIALLY SEEN OBSCENITY ON WARDROBE IS UNACCEPTABLE FOR BROADCAST. This as well, pertains to audience members that appear on camera. Finally, The Network requests that any organized cause visibly spelled out on talent’s wardrobe be avoided. This would include lapel pins or any other form of accessory.
I hope that every ho going to the Grammys proudly shows up with nipples out, a flashing ass crack and fully visible twat lips, because this is a travesty! I mean, are they going to put a giant censor box over Cee Lo Green, because he shows fleshy under curves, female breasts and visible puffiness on his genital region when he’s fully dressed. Fuck them!
Because Jeremy and JasonLondon are in a competition to see who can be the messiest London twin, Jason London from Dazed & Confused (dazed & confused is right) got into a bar fight, got arrested and then took a revenge shit in the back of a cop car. So while Jeremy London gets at least 10 fuckery points for making up a story about how his kidnappers forced him to smoke crack, Jason London gets all the fuckery points for filling a police officer’s nostrils with the scent of his whiskey-infused caca.
TMZ says that Jason’s road to Shit Town started just before 2 in the morning on Sunday at the Martini Ranch Bar in Scottsdale, Arizona. Right after a drunken Jason sneezed near a bouncer’s face, the bouncer asked him to apologize. Jason didn’t let out a stream of sowwies, but he did respond by punching the bouncer in the face. Well, when you punch a bouncer in the face, you’re going to get fucked all the up, which is what happened to Jason. Jason was dragged out of the club kicking and screaming, and he got his ass kicked in the process.
Both the paramedics and the cops showed up and found Jason holding his swollen and bloody eye. The paramedics were going to take Jason to the hospital, but he got all crazy and started fighting with everyone. Jason got so crazy that one cop had to control his ass by kneeing him in the thigh. Right after Jason called one of the cops “a fucking hillbilly,” he was cuffed and arrested for being a first rate wreck.
On the ride to the police station, Jason filled the ears of the officers with such beautiful lines like, “Guess what faggot? I fucking love this. I fucking own you guys so hard. I’m rich and I’m a motherfucking famous actor! Fucking look me up, bitch.” The cops should’ve listened to him and looked him up. Because when you look up the name “Jason London,” Google redirects you to a warning screen that reads: WARNING – JASON LONDON IS A FILTHY ASS PIG AND HE WILL GET REVENGE ON YOU BY TAKING A CACA IN YOUR CAR. AND LITTLE TREES CAN’T COVER THAT STENCH.
And that’s exactly what Jason London did next. Jason told the cop that the car smelled like “shit” and that his breath smelled like diarrhea. Jason then leaned to the left, took a dump in his panties and said, “I told you I’m happy as shit.”
Where the hell was a Cops camera crew when we really needed them?! That shit show, literally, needed to be captured on video. Bitch can poop on command and then follow it up with a golden one liner. Scat comedy at its finest.
The cops spoke with Jason’s wife Sofia the next day and it didn’t really faze her. She shrugged and said that he acts like a real asshole when he drinks. Jason went on Twitter and tried to blame TMZ and the cops for smearing his good name, but it’s kind of hard to accuse a ho of smearing your good name when your panties are smeared with drunk poop:
Guys, the TMZ report is a total fucking lie. I got jumped by three 250 pound bouncers. They knocked me out and beat me for several minutes.
I would never say or do the crap they are reporting. Have faith in me. The truth will come out and you will see.
Some guy thought I was hitting on his girl and had me jumped. My wife was in the next room, had no idea what even happened. I hate Arizona
“Do the crap…” I see what you did there, Jason. And remind me to never get arrested in Scottsdale, Arizona, because if I do, there’s a good chance I could find myself sitting on one of Jason London’s dried poop drops.
Kate Middleton is not afraid to wear the same thing twice, and to the same event!
The Duchess of Cambridge wore her familiar double-breasted Diane von Furstenberg coat for Remembrance Sunday services at the Cenotaph in London on Sunday. It was the same coat she wore during last year’s ceremony honoring war veterans.
But we’re not complaining!
During such a somber occasion, we don’t expect fashion to be foremost on her mind.
Kate also recycled her Philip Treacy hat, which she first wore to Prince William‘s passing out ceremony in 2006.
A crystal Remembrance Poppy and Black & Co bow gloves completed the Duchess’ outfit.
She really knows how to make everything old new again!
