While most people dream of buying even a sandwich in the 90210, Charlie Sheen now has not one, not two, but THREE mansions in BeverlyHills.
Why??!
Because he can, of course!
The MaSheen now owns three homes in the exclusive Mulholland Estates community with the most recent purchase costing him a mere .8 million. A steal compared to the .2 million home and .9 million home.
Even if it may be cheaper, his newest Spanish-style digs are nothing short of AH-mazing at 6,625 square feet with a gourmet kitchen, theater, and spa.
Sounds like the perfect pad for a mature bachelor to host some INSANE parties.
We can almost hear him stocking up the bar for his first shin dig now.
TWO EFFING WEEKS until Game of Thrones is once again upon us all!
And by the looks of the latest teaser trailer for the upcoming thirdseason of HBO’s big-budget adaptation of the George R. R. Martin medieval fantasy novels, it’s not just vengeance, dragons, and winter coming to Westeros and Essos!
It’s a whole lot of WAR!
Ch-ch-check out footage of Daenerys, played by Emilia Clarke, UNLEASHING her army of Unsullied for an attack on the city of Astapor (above)!
Uh-oh! And it sounds like someone has a DEATH WISH for Robb Stark and Joffrey Baratheon!
Try and guess which one we’re wishing for whom it comes true! LOLz!
GAH! The wait is almost over!
Maybe if we close our eyes and focus real hard March 31st will just arrive!
“It’s going to start up again in July or August in New Orleans, I’ll be part that and will have a fairly substantial part in it. I’ll be in 10 of the episodes of what I think will be a 13-part season. That will be interesting to see what’s written, the writers are so good and I can’t wait to see where it goes.”
Even though Frances would NOT confirm the witch-themed story, we are still convinced. With her past of playing eery characters, she would play a PERFECT witch! Or maybe even a witch’s ghost?!
Regardless of what role Frances steps into, we are POSITIVE that she is the ULTIMATE spooky addition to Jessica Lange, Taissa Farmiga, Sarah Paulson, Evan Peters, Lily Rabe, and AHSrookieKathy Bates.
Game of Thrones will be BACK to bring medieval politics, sex, violence and FANTASY to our eye sockets when the HBO series returns for its thirdseason in less than a MONTH!
And just in case you haven’t sucked up as much information as you can from the original George R.R. Martin novel A Storm of Swords, the first portion of which will be the baseline for this year’s small-screen narrative, we have ANOTHER promotional spot for you salivate over!
Ch-ch-check out the extended look at what’s to come (above)!
GAH! Every time we see that last shot of Daenerys’ dragon-friend all full-grown and flying above the Narrow Sea, we pee our pants a little!
Now excuse us!
We have to go cool down with some just-released promotional posters featuring the characters (below)!
What do U think? Are U too excited for the third season of Game Of Thrones?!
Well, folks! We knew we couldn’t get them all back!
One of our favorite aspects of American Horror Story is creator Ryan Murphy‘s penchant for recycling some of the actors from each season of the anthology series, which has resulted in Jessica Lange, Evan Peters, Sarah Paulson, Lily Rabe and Frances Conroy being able to portray entirely new roles every year while allowing new castmembers to join in on the frightfest as needed!
However, while we’ve been delighted with the news that season one alum Taissa Farmiga, who skipped Asylum, will be back for the apparently-much-lighter, modern story being told in season three, we’re pretty bummed to learn that two-timer Zachary Quinto is hanging up his Bloody Face mask this time around!
He revealed:
“I haven’t had any conversations about coming back, so at this point I don’t think I will be part of the third season as no one has mentioned it to me and I know that they have been making other announcements for the cast. Which is fine, when I signed on for the second season, Ryan and I talked about it being a one year commitment and I think just where I am in my work and what I want to accomplish I think it is good to have a little flexibility and a little bit of freedom.
So, at this point I don’t really have any plans to go back, but from what I’ve heard and what I know is maybe going to happen a little bit, I am really excited to see the characters that Lily, Sarah, Jessica and Evan all play. I know Frances Conroy is coming back, which I think is amazing and I think it is going to be a different world all together and knowing Ryan as I do I think that it’s only going to be more exciting and more surprising than anything we have seen so far. I look forward to watching it.”
Aww! What a bummer!
It’s always so much fun to watch him chew through the twisted, perverse scenery of the show!
But hey! Dylan McDermott made a surprise comeback halfway through this past season, so maybe there’s still hope yet!
And even if he doesn’t, there’s always season four…that is, if the show gets renewed again!
But who’s really doubting THAT at this point?! It’s a SMASH!
Either way, we’re sure we’re not alone when we say that we’re sad to see him go!
What do U think?? Are U bummed that Zachary is leavingAmerican Horror Story?!
