Taxi cabs stopped honking, pigeons stopped pecking at other pigeon carcasses, Amanda Bynes stopped hiding her face with her purse and Donald Trump stopped being an asshole for five seconds, because they all stared at Christina Hendricks as she strolled down the street in Manhattan looking like a ginger goddess in sparkly gold shoes. You know passengers gave up their cabs even though she didn’t need a ride and traffic stopped. Christina is looking like the kind of power bitch who is coming for your company, your man, your apartment, your vacation house, your 401k, your charge account at Lord & Taylor and your everything else! Who cares if Christina probably choreographed this walk in her hotel room for hours before she came out? This is some fresh out of a vintage Vogue shit and that soulless ghoul Anna Wintour better eat her bangs over this.
And later, Christina Hendricks came out of The Daily Show with her magnificent chichis looking like two sunsets. Bitch closed down the night and then some.
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True Looks like Nick Loeb is trying to wine and dine Sofia Vergara, in order to keep the Colombian actress by his side!
Things have reportedly been pretty rocky for the engaged couple, as they’ve been seeking couples counseling, ever since their NYE blowout fight!
We even recently heard they’re even planning on breaking up and have called off their house hunt!
However, by the looks of it, things can’t be THAT bad!
Check out the pic of the couple (above) while out to dinner last night at Katsuya in Brentwood!
Perhaps this was a post-counseling dinner date??
We hope they manage to work things out!
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Kate Beckinsale was camera more than camera ready while shopping along Melrose Ave. on Tuesday.
With her R13 jeans rolled up, the 39 year old hit the sale racks wearing a white top under a floral Stylestalker blazer and suede boots.
A Chanel shoulder bag and Oliver Goldsmith sunnies completed Miz Beckinsale’s look.
Maybe Kate was picking out another gorgeous gown for some of the upcoming awards shows.
We’re sure it will be faboosh!
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Through It’s a Happy New Year for Hugh Hefner. No, the medical community didn’t introduce a colostomy bag that doubles as a Viagra injector. Crystal Harris‘ trick ass stayed around for their wedding last night! Hef, 86, and his engagement ring-collectin’ ladyslave, 26, tied the knot in a small ceremony at the Playboy Mansion right before Playboy’s annual NYE party. It doubled as their wedding reception, according to TMZ.
Can you blame Hef for going for the twofer on parties? The last time he put a ring on this fickle ho’s finger, she took it, jumped the wall and told everyone how truly disgusting it was having sex with a flaccid mummy on a Hoverround. And then she pawned that ring! Cold-blooded.
He must really need a titslicious bedpan attendant to work the midnight to 6 shift be in love to take her back and buy her another bauble. Either that or he has her family imprisoned in the secret dungeon under that grotto. Whatever works, Hef.
These pics are from Crystal’s Twitter and Instagram. Check out the one from the ceremony. Hef has an equally ancient friend standing up for him. It’s very Brothers Grimm, with the wizened warlocks and terrified-beyond-reason village slut being forced into marriage.
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This is a lot better than ranting about your dirty laundry on Twitter.
Now, that’s not to say this is the highest road to take, but Rita Ora recently explained her break-up with Rob during an interview with Glamour UK.
And unlike his tirade of angry tweets, she didn’t make any trashy accusations.
Revealing her current single status to the mag, Rita revealed:
“I’m not going out with Rob. We were close for a while, but it didn’t work because I was never there. I was like a ghost. I used to get so frustrated with myself and then wonder why I was angry, so I decided it was best to keep it friendly – especially at the moment, when there’s so much going on.”
Like a ghost, huh?
Hmm… interesting!!
Now to us… that kinda implies the feeling of neglect. But what do U think??
Rita also dished on her problem with commitment:
“I think it’s my only weakness. I’m scared of letting my guard down, and if I feel in love with someone now, he’d have to try ten times harder to break it down.”
Wonder if this has anything to do with those cheating accusations Rob made.
As you know, he claimed his ex cheated on him with TWENTY men… and he even had the gall to say he got her pregnant while she had unprotected sex with these other men!!!
Whatever went down between these two… it’s MESSY!
And someone needs to get a maturity mop and clean this sh*t up before it stinks this town up even more!!
P.S! CLICK HERE to see her gorgeous Glamour UK cover!
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