It’s been an eye-opening few weeks for the five lads of One Direction; Niall Horan discovered poverty exists while on a trip to Ghana, and then in Japan the quintet were literally at a loss for words during a press conference because none of them knew ANY Japanese.
Not even guide-book level phrasing!
Which makes sense as they are totes too busy gettingbombarded by crazy fans and recording vanilla pop tunes to learn such pointless skillz.
LOLz!!
BUT to counter their poor linguistic abilities, the boys have vowed to learn language basics of every country they plan to visit by hiring an instructor watching YouTube educational videos!
An insider shares:
“The press conference in Japan got embarrassing because the boys’ culture shock was so obvious. Over the weekend they vowed to learn at least 20 of the most common words in the languages of the countries they’re visiting before they land there.
They’re just going to use YouTube tutorials to brush up on their language skills and think that’s going to be enough.”
Well… at least these cheeky chums are attempting to educate themselves in world languages, even if it is only by watching something online!
And in no way will this backfire and cause even more HIGHlarious misunderstandings!
The Golden Girl sat down with the reality kween for her show BettyWhite’s Off Their Rockers where she gets ready for a girls night with the nonagenarian.
We can’t think of someone more fun to go out with than Betty! She may be a decade shy of 100, but she still knows how to get down with her bad self!
If you’re like us, and can’t wait to steal her beauty secrets, tune in to Kim’s episode when it airs on January 8th at 8pm!
September may signal the beginning of Fall, but with all this Global Warming ish, the temps are reluctant to drop.
That means red carpet walkers at the Emmys have to get creative about how to look calm, cool and collected.
Some celeb secrets are unusual, like pit pads, which are what they sound like. DWTS choreographer Nick Lazzarini is a pad fan, and also favors chilled champagne to beat the heat.
Tanya Gill, a celebrity stylist, recommends light fabrics and, GASP!, going Spanx-less! She says a spray tan, pilates and juice should help you feel slim enough to shed the extra layer.
Guys should pay attention to the details, like their tux lining, and avoid polyester.
As for hairstyles, ladies are encouraged to go with up-dos. Stylist Michael Shaun Corby said:
“This season it’s all about the beehive, topknots and super-sleek ponies. What I like about these styles is they keep your hair off the neck, keep you cool and keep you right on trend.”
The guys should keep their hair short so they don’t have sweaty mops on our HD TVs.
Wow! So much to keep in mind! Thank goodness most celebs have stylists to help them out with all these insider secrets!
We can’t wait to see what all the stars wear on Sunday!