This Messy Toilet Paper Prank Is Probably The Bane Of Howie Mandel’s Existence!

Howie Mandel might be famous for his comedy and for his role on America’s Got Talent… but he’s also a very famous germophobe!

So we cannot imagine how livid he got when he saw just how much Roman Atwood used in his latest !

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Roman and Co. decorated ’s entire house with toilet paper while drove home the , and his reaction in priceless.

Plus, it’s even better because Howie’s wife and son were totally in on the YouTube prank!

Ch-ch-check it out for yourself (below)!!!

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Awful! Woman Arrested After Allegedly Drowning A Puppy In An Airport Toilet!

sucks.

A central Floriday was this past Friday for one of her puppies in a in the bathroom of the Central Nebraska Regional .

Cynthia Anderson apparently tried to sneak the , who was less than three weeks old, onto an airplane in her luggage. When she was discovered by the TSA, who said she could not bring the pup on board, she was seen going into a bathroom with her dogs and the in her carry-on bag.

The Doberman puppy was discovered fifteen minutes after the woman left the bathroom by a different person. The puppy had been drowned in one of the toilets.

’s what Grand Rapids Police Captain Dean Elliott said:

“They actually pulled the dog out of the bowl. They found water in the dog’s lungs which is indicative of the dog drowning. We believe she drowned the dog and tried to get back on the plane.”

The woman did NOT make her flight as she was soon arrested on charges of animal cruelty. Elliott said:

“I don’t know what her rush was to leave. All she had to do is say ‘Hey, I have to go, I can’t take care of the puppy, can you call the Humane Society?’ They would have taken possession of the dog. She chose other means and because of that she is in jail. Why someone would think that it is okay to drown a 2-week-old puppy and try to flush it, I just don’t know.”

The day before this incident the woman had tried and failed to board a plane with her two dogs and three puppies. The woman was able to give two of the puppies to her parents, but it is unclear why they didn’t take the third one.

Those two puppies are now being cared for by the Humane Society who say they’re OK now after initially being a bit frightened.

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We’re glad those two pups are OK, but we feel devastated about what happened to the third Doberman puppy.

Hopefully the puppy didn’t suffer too much. And hopefully this woman is never allowed to own any animal ever again.

[Image via Hall County Jail.]

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Hero Janitor Rescues $100K From The Clutches Of A Clogged Toilet! But Did He Keep The Poop-Encrusted Cash??

For most folks cleaning toilets is a crappy job, but don’t tell that to Chamindu Amarsinghe.

The young man was cleaning up bathrooms in a Dockland, Australia office building back in August of 2011 when he hit the janitorial jackpot!

See, the professional potty cleaner entered a backed-up stall — likely expecting to find a fecal floater, or a slippery sh*t snake, or maybe a corn-infused Chipotle caca — and discovered something totally unexpected!

Chamindu found 0,000 in Aussie stuffed into the !!!! Whaaaat? That’s cray!!! What a wonderfully disgusting windfall of soggy smackeroos!

So, what did the dude do next?

Why, the most honest thing possible! He notified his boss about all the dough stuffed down the dookie drain, and his boss in turn notified the local PD!

Well, fast forward three years. The investigation surrounding the found money has finally wrapped up and a local magistrate has decided to reward the honest — who has since worked at a fast food restaurant and enrolled in IT classes in New Zealand — for displaying such civic virtue!!

Yup, Chamindu was awarded ,597 of the crap-covered cash and the rest will remain with the state.

Woo hoo! That’s ah-mazing!!! Hope really does float!!!

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“Urine” For A Treat! Macklemore Replaces Ryan Lewis With A Toilet In Wacky Music Video! Watch Him Give A Rim Job HERE!

When we think of the weirdest thing we could have possibly witnessed today, it’d definitely be a combo of Macklemore, a , and an unexplained reggae accent…otherwise known as the above clip.

took to Instagram to post a video that’s basically a musical PSA about toilet seat etiquette, one that will make you ask such bizarre questions as, “is that Macklemore’s pee in that toilet bowl?”

Along with his Jamaican styled jam, he sent out following caption, which makes it seem like he’s literally screaming about people’s urination habits:

“ITS TIME THAT US MEN STARTED RESPECTING TO THE BASIN THAT OUR QUEENS SIT ON! LETS RAISE THE NEXT GENERATION TO HAVE BETTER AIM SO WOMEN DONT HAVE TO PEE & POOP ON OUR PEE!…and IM NOT TRYING TO POOP ON YOUR PEE EITHER! BASICALLY, TO ALL THE FRAT GUYS AND SH*TTY DADS, QUIT FUCKING UP THE DEUCE SESH FOR THE REST OF US! BUMP THIS CUT IN ALL AIRPORT BATHROOMS AND FOOTBALL GAMES! F*CK A DRUNK DAD PISSING ON THE GROUND, AND A FRAT BRO TOO HAMMERED TO HANDLE HIS DANGLER! MAN UP AND LEARN DONG CONTROL!…IM OUT!!!”

We wonder if will use his next awards show acceptance speech will give a shout out to “dong control.” What a controversial cause he’s attached himself to!

Maybe his next video will involve him scatting about more scatological functions?

[Video via Instagram.]

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