Full House’s Uncle Jessie & Aunt Becky Were Real! John Stamos Calls Lori Loughlin ‘The One That Got Away’!

O.M.G. And also T.G.I.F.

Millions grew up with and Aunt from Full House as their models for a sexy grownup relationship! compromised and matured together, and eventually even got married and had kids!

Well, according to John Stamos, if things had gone differently, he and Lori might have had that life for ! He says:

“We actually did date. We went on a date to Disneyland before we both married. In real life, when we 18 or 19 years old.”

Wha?? Before they were even on the show? And then fate reconnected them on TV?!

They spent so much time together filming! Why didn’t they hook back up?? He says:

“She was married during that time, and then when she wasn’t then I was married, so we did have some off timing. No disrespect to her family or husband now, but I would say that she could be the one that got away.”

Have mercy! Our hearts EXPLODED! It’s so romantic and amazing and sad!

And if that doesn’t get you teary-eyed, ch-ch-check out the video (below) to relive the most romantic moment in television history!

[Image via C. Smith/FayesVision/WENN.]

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Matt Damon & Michael Douglas Were Totally ‘Comfortable’ Kissing For Behind The Candelabra!!

Matt Damon’s wife isn’t the only one with her Matty-poo!!

We already know that watching Michael Douglas and play lovers on HBO’s Behind The is going to be one hell of a good time, but was it a good time for the two actors during the filming process??

The answer is YES!!!!

, who plays Liberace in the movie, was very candid about his kissing and love scenes with Matt.

He said the following:

“Once you get that first kiss in, you are comfortable. Matt and I didn’t rehearse the love scenes. We said, ‘Well – we’ve read the script, haven’t we?’ The hardest thing … is that everybody is a judge. I don’t know the time you murdered somebody or blew anyone’s brains out, but everyone has had sex and probably this morning, which means everyone has an opinion on how it should be done.”

Ha! We can only hope everyone had sex this morning, LOLz!

Despite all the people judging them, we can’t imagine love, kissing, and sex between Michael and Matt being anything BUT amazeballs, especially if the two almost immediately comfortable with kissing each other!

Maybe Damon kisses like ’s wife, Catherine Zeta Jones!! Ha!

[Image via WENN.]

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And A Million Beliebers Were Just Put On Suicide Watch

Minutes after Selena Gomez electrocuted Justin Bieber with shock therapy nipple clamps (that’s the only explanation for that hair), somebody (his publicist) took a picture of them getting gross and threw it up on Instagram. The Biebs added the note:

“You’ve been makin music for too long babe come cuddle” -her

HA. Makin’ music? I don’t see a Fisher-Price keyboard and a Playskool Rocktivity music table. You know he’s either Skyping with Usher or playing a Bob the Builder game.

Of course, this STUNT QUEEN picture has made a stand on the rails of their cribs and threaten to jump. Here’s a few of the most priceless responses:

Help in having a panic attack maybe I should get my priorities straight this picture makes me sad

Selena your a fucking ugly whore and we all fucking hate you and your an asshole and hurt justin so bad and you a sarcastic bitch I don’t ducking know why you would take her back justin that was a stupid choice.

I thought u loved me but know i see u don’t .i thought u were not gonna be back with her after all the bad things she said about you but I was wrong I don’t want to be a #belieber anymore . And when u break up with her I promised my self that if u got back with her ill kill my self because I love u and I don’t want to see u hurting again because of her . I know you might not see this because u are with her but I just want u to know I will always love u and ill protect u from #heaven I wish u the best bey . I killed my self for good

Puta selena justo publicas esto el dia que se cumplen 7 meses desde que avalanna murio

THIS IS AN OLD PIC. THERE’S NO TATTOO ON HIS BICEP. SO CONFUSED WHY WOULD HE POST AN OLD PICTURE

WHAT !? R USE DADTING AGAIN !? JELAAAAAA

And it goes on and on and on and on… I don’t ducking know why Justin would do this, but I’m glad he did, because this is equal parts hilarious and sad (but it’s not as sad as me spending my Friday night getting drunk and watching children meltdown on Instagram).

But you know, none of the Beliebers seemed to be concerned that in this picture Selena looks like she’s about to drag Justin Bieber up to the attic to kill him.

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Ann Curry Teased By The TODAY Show Staff! Last Months Were ‘Torture!’

Ann didn’t have an easy few leading up to her departure.

Reporter Brian Stelter revealed in an excerpt from his upcoming book Top of the Morning: Inside the Cutthroat World of Morning TV that Lauer’s co-anchor was the butt of quite a few staffroom jokes, much to Ann’s chagrin.

A staffer revealed to Stelter:

“A lot of time in the control room was spent making fun of Ann’s outfit choices or generally messing with her.”

Apparently, some of the employees even compared Ann’s bright yellow dress (above) to Big Bird in a “Who Wore It Best?” vote. YIKES!

Stelter added that a “blooper reel of Curry’s worst on-air mistakes” was even “commissioned” by the show’s executive producer, Jim Bell — though he’s denied these allegations.

Additionally, some of Ann’s personal belongings, prior to her departure, “ended up in a coat closet, as if she had already been booted off the premises.”

Stelter wrote that the former co-anchor still feels “profoundly hurt and humiliated” by the “final months” of “professional ” and her exit from the show.

But, Ann, don’t let any of this get you down! Chin up!

No one should EVER feel antagonized in the workplace. This is just SO CRUEL. We’re glad Ann is free from these ca-ray-zay antics!

[Image via Dan Jackman/WENN.]

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Brandi Glanville’s Chichis Were At The Bravo Upfronts Yesterday

A thick cloud of oil-based paint fumes, burnt silicone, charred polyester, hairspray and shamelessness swept through Manhattan , because all of the tricks, tramps and whores from in NYC for the . Falkor Rimes’ greatest enemy Glanville took the whole meaning of “Upfronts” to another level by putting her titties under the spotlight. While Gerard Butler’s peen is squinting at this picture and wondering why it feels like it’s seen those chichis before, LeAnn Rimes is copying this look by gluing red-dyed doilies to her plastic chest globes. She’s going to wear that outfit to her stepson’s t-ball game this weekend.

Seeing all the Housewives in the same place together makes me wonder why Bravo hasn’t put all these wrecks in the same together. should throw every Housewife in a giant bus and send them across the country. probably wouldn’t make it ten miles, because ’d all stab each other to death with their clavicle bones while fighting to plug their curling irons into the only outlet in the only bathroom. Greenlight it, Andy!

Here’s some of the hos at night’s Upfronts: Falkor enemy #1, Cynthia Bailey from RHoA, NeNe from RHoA (looking like a Mayan cheerleader from the 20s), Kroy with a talking wig, Gorilla Head Giudice from RHoNJ, a human Pinot Grigio bottle from RHoNY, Kenya Moore from RHoA, a lipoed hamster in drag, Joanna Krupa from RHoM, Yolanda with Lisa from RHoBH, Phaedra Parks from RHoA and the messes from Shahs of Sunset.

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Then Or Now: When Were They Hotter?

No, that’s not a trick question. I think.

On night’s season premiere of The Menopausal Barbies of Orange County, the original Real Housewife, Vicki Gunvalson, showed us what thousands of dollars, massive amounts of low-self esteem and a silicone chin gets you. After Gretchen’s dried skid mark of a fiance Slade Smiley compared her to Miss Piggy last season, Vicki’s self-esteem plummeted into the gutter with Alexis Bellino’s financial situation. Vicki said she’s always felt unpretty, but Slade’s comments helped to push her under the plastic surgeon scalpel. Vicki had her nose thinned, fat injected into her cheeks and she had a chin implant put in. The picture on the left is Vicki in 2010 and the picture on the right is Vicki  last month.

I watched last night and Vicki looked the same to me. Vicki’s face looked extra squished and swollen. But now that I’m looking at the pictures I see the difference. Vicki’s old face was covered in real human skin and it looked somewhat biodegradable. Vicki’s new face makes her look like she’s got the same complexion as a vanilla candle that has been left out in the sun too long. Those bat pube lashes don’t help either. If Vicki wanted to look like Overly Attached Girlfriend’s grandma, then she got the look she wanted.

And the hell did do to Vicki’s dimples? Injecting all that fat into her cheeks gave her butt cracks on her face.

Here’s Vicki debuting her “settled” new face on WWHL last night:

For the record, I think Vicki looks better now, but only because she has a pair of beautiful butt cracks framing her mouth.

via Radar

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