Thanks to work commitments, Prince William isn’t able to celebrate his two year anniversary with Kate Middleton on the actual date, which is April 29 (that’s today, folks)!
BUT! They were able to honor their 24 months of wedded bliss Friday night!
Though official reps wouldn’t deny or confirm their intimate endeavors, sources revealed:
“Today is, by tradition, their paper anniversary. And yes, they bought each other appropriate gifts.”
On top of the gifts, Kate and Willz made sure to enjoy a wonderfully romantic dinner on Friday. Following their wizarding trip to Warner Bros. Studios, the royal couple shared so much love and eats, cementing their love for many more years to come!!
And with all of their celebration fulfilled, Kate is spending Monday at a children’s hospice, introducing her heart to the little ones. Aww!!! We can’t wait until she finally meets HER little one!!
There’s usually one house in every neighborhood that celebrates Christmas times all year round and is never without lights on it. My house was that house for a while. One year, my uncle, who didn’t live with us, suddenly decided that our house really needed some Christmas lights. He put them up and they never came down. You know my abuelita wasn’t going to pull out a damn ladder and my mom worked all the time, so they stayed up for years. They became a part of the house. The house started to eat them. We never turned them on and they stopped working. I should’ve told people that they weren’t Christmas lights, they were siding studs. Very on trend. I don’t think our neighbors ever gave a shit. Although, one smart ass whore neighbor wished me a Merry Christmas while I was on the driveway choreographing a dance number to a Jody Watley song for my own pleasure. It was July. Anyway, our neighbors didn’t seem to care, but Maria Shriver’s rich ass neighbors do….
TMZ has an EXCLUSIVO video they shot on Tuesday night of Christmas lights twinkling bright in front of Maria Shriver’s Brentwood house. Maria turns on the lights nightly and she’s had them up since December. Maria’s neighbors aren’t dazzled by them and want her to take them down. But instead of knocking on Maria’s door and telling it to her face, they called TMZ. TMZ is the new passive aggressive note.
Maria’s neighbors don’t want to hurt her feelings, so they hope their note through TMZ gets to her and she takes them down. Those neighbors need to pull the platinum stick from out their asses and get over it. Those don’t even look like Christmas lights to me. That looks like some Disney park shit to me. Don’t some rich people always decorate their front yard trees with light-up diamond necklaces? I’m sure Maria will take down her Christmas lights….but only so she can rearrange them into a message for all her neighbors. I’m sure we’ll see the lit-up words “F ALL U TWATS” on Maria’s front yard shrubs real soon. Don’t mess with the Skeletor of the Kennedy family.
Speaking of things that twinkle, here’s Maria’s hairless twink son Patrick Schwarzenegger in Hawaii the other day.
There’s a good reason for why BrendanFraser’s facial expression is permanently set to “WOE IS ME,” because woe is him and woe is his bank accounts. Brendan claims that he not only lost his hotness, but he lost his fortune too. During his Mummy days, dump trucks would drop mountains of cash on his front driveway, but those days are longover and now he says that he’s so broke that he’s thisclose to giving hand jobs in a McDonald’s bathroom for a McGriddle (story of my life). Brendan was paying his ex-wife, Afton Smith, 0,000 a year in alimony and child support for his three sons, 10-year-old Griffin, 8-year-old Holden and 6-year-old Leland. Apparently, Brendan can’t afford to make those payments anymore and he went to a Connecticut court to try to bring that number down.
The New York Post says that in court documents, Brendan claims that paying 0,000 a year just doesn’t make sense, because he no longer makes that kind of money anymore. Brendan admitted that he has a few movies coming out, but none of those movies are going to put zillions of dollars into his checking account. But Afton Smith is HAHAHA-ing at Brendan’s broke bitch act and thinks that he’s all sorts of fraudulent. When they settled their divorce in 2009, Afton accused Brendan of hiding million of new movie contracts. Afton also laughed when Brendan said that he was going to make from acting in the future, because he had no projects in the works.
Afton’s lawyer claims that Brendan is once again acting poor for show, because he has .7 million in assets.
Cue up the “NO TRICK NEEDS ,000 A MONTH TO RAISE THREE KIDS” comments. Yeah, nobody needs ,000 a month to raise three kids, but if you can get it, shit, get it. Why get up when it’s still dark to make your kids mayonnaise and butter sandwiches for lunch when you can get a morning chef to do it? Why drive your screaming kids to school in the morning when you can get a nanny to do it? Why makes your kids dinner and get them to do their homework when you can get a night nanny to do it so you can sip champagne in a bubble bath far away from all of them? Get it all, Afton!
And Brendan needs to stop acting like that cousin who gets you to buy her lunch by crying about how broke she is but then pulls out a new Louis Vuitton bag. Because we all know that Brendan is getting millions of dollars in royalties from Monkeybone.