There are rules to follow as a hipster.
You have to drink PBR.
You have to eat locally-grown, organic food.
And while owning a three-legged dog isn’t required, they are SO in right now.
But if you’re a hipster guy, one MUST have a beard!
So what do you do if you can’t pull off some scruff because your facial hair comes in a little patchy?
Simple. Have elective surgery!
According to one New York doctor, he’s been performing “beard transplants” faster than a fixie going down Park Slope!
Guys are lining up to go under the knife of Dr. Jeffrey Epstein so that they can pull off the ultimate hipster look!
“Brooklyn is probably the nucleus of the trend, it’s the hipster ‘look’ guys want. If you have a spotty beard, and you let it grow out, it looks sloppy. [Clients] want full beards because it’s a masculine look. Beards are an important male identifier.”
Dr. Jeff says he’s been performing about two to three beard implants a week! And this procedure ain’t cheap! One of his clients paid ,500 to get some whiskers added to his face!
Danny admits that he got the surgery in order to make a fashion statement. The newly bearded bro spilled:
“I have a baby face but now I’m able to look older. My fashion statement is a little edgy, and I do like the ‘rugged look.”
K, well this all seems like the complete OPPOSITE of hipster culture to us! Not to mention SO unnecessary!
But whatever people want to do with their bodies is up to them! And hey, we’d be lying if we said we didn’t dig a dude with some scruff!
Sound off, Perezcious readers! Is this hipster hair trend worth it??
[Image via Facebook.]
Who knew Kaley Cuoco could shine this bright, post flight!
HINT: It’s all thanks to the sweater!
The Big Bang Theory actress and her new hubby Ryan Sweeting were spotted in a romantical hand embrace as they exited JFK airport in New York on Sunday.
The duo is in town for Kaley’s appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman tonight – but here’s hoping the couple gets to take in some city sights!
According to the actress’ Instagram, the last time they were in the Big Apple, the pair chowed down at multiple culinary hotspots and even snapped some pics in snowy Central Park.
Fingers crossed for some adorable playtime and some cute new social media pics!
Heart these two, for real!
[Image via Splash News.]
Awww, we were hoping for him to flash something a little further south, but his thumbs ups are cute.
And he certainly is enjoying his time in New York!
Sherlock Holmes was spotted at the Standard Highline in NYC arriving for his BAFTA New York Presents: In Conversation With Benedict Cumberbatch and the actor was downright adorable while posing on the red carpet!
Benny decided to show his mischievous side as he threw an emphatic double thumbs up to the cameras!
Look at how adorable he looks!
And how much fun he’s CLEARLY having with it! LOLz!
We LOVE it!!
Whether he’s attending Fashion Week (solo) or appearing on television, the actor always looks dapper but with a hint of mischief!
We can only imagine the trouble we could get into with him!
[Image via Jason Carter Rinaldi/Getty.]
Any New Yorker will tell you it’s hard enough to get a cabbie to take you to Brooklyn!
But get a ride to Boston?! Never would they ever!
Or so we thought!
Somehow though, 31-year-old Denise C. Rebelato convinced a NYC taxi to take her all the way from JFK Airport to her home in Massachusetts on Wednesday night!
It was a four-hour ride that ended up costing her 0!
Only Denise decided she wasn’t going to pay her fare once they got to her house!
Not cool, Denise!
According to the driver, Adnan Chaudhry, his passenger pleaded that she didn’t have any cash on her so she went inside to search for some money. She came out empty handed though. And when she tried to use a credit card, her plastic ended up being no good either!
And what’s even worse, Chaudhry says Denise was rude to him throughout the entire trip, repeatedly calling him a “moron!”
He spilled on how horrible of a night he had with her, explaining:
“It was the wost job ever. When we got there she tells me, ‘I have no money,’ and I’m like, ‘Are you kidding me?’ She was like, ‘Yeah, what are they going to do? Put me in jail?’”
So Adnan put Denise back in his cab and drove her straight to the police station, where she was arrested and charged with larceny!
Denise struck a deal with police where she has 30 days to pay for her ride in full.
Some advice, doll: next to you want to get from NYC to Beantown, take a bus. Or a train. Or a plane!
Because even flying to Logan would be cheaper than dropping a grand on a cab ride!
We hope your ride was worth it though! Good luck coughing up that cash in 30 days!
[Image via Framingham Police Dept..]
We need 30 CCs of
stripper boobies Holy Water, STAT!
Has someone finally gotten through to Justin Bieber?? If it wasn’t his mother, Scooter Braun, or Usher, perhaps it was someone of a higher power?
After what seemed to be a forever filled with scandals and recklessness on Bieberoni’s end, it sort of sounds like he’s ready to turn the page and start anew!
Apparently the Biebs has been scouring through New York City for properties with a private pool to organize a baptism ritual with the Hillsong Church NYC!
Sounds a bit absurd, but it seems like nowadays with JB, anything goes!
One source said:
“Justin and his team spent time on Saturday searching for a place with a pool where they could conduct a baptism for him, a cleansing ritual, with the Hillsong Church. But they couldn’t find a place in time.”
They couldn’t find a place in time? How long would it take to turn pool water into holy water?!
Another insider added:
“Justin is serious about his Christian faith, and after recent events, he needed to take a pause.”
He definitely needs to reevaluate his life.
Maybe heading back to his Christian roots will put him back on the right track and deter him from seXXing it up with strippers and sippin’ on that sizzurp?
We wonder how long this will last.
Tell your grandparents to stay out of New York!
Because apparently the police there have it out for the elderly!
An 84-year-old man was hospitalized on Sunday after a run in with the law that left his face a bloody mess! Just look at that picture (above)!
OMG! Poor guy!
So what did Kang Wong do that caused cops to rough him up this hard?!
He was jaywalking!
Srsly, NYPD?! No, really. Srsly?!
Wong was reportedly crossing 96th Street when an officer stopped him for illegally walking against the light. Cops have been cracking down on jaywalking in the area after three people were struck and killed by cars just this month!
But eyewitnesses say Wong didn’t understand what the officer who approached him was saying, and tried to walk away. That’s when several police arrived at the scene and apprehended Mr. Wong, leaving him with several cuts on his head!
His son, who happens to be a lawyer, now says they’ll probably press charges against the department.
We realize the police were really just doing their job and looking out for a citizen’s safety. But that picture doesn’t lie!
When an 84-year-old is bleeding from his head, the situation has definitely crossed way too far over the thin blue line!
[Image via NY Post.]